The FBI Job !!! ( Archived) (5)

Jul 24, 2008 12:18 PM CST The FBI Job !!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two
men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal
door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your
instructions no matter what the circumstances.

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!!'
The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' The
agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife
and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife home.

Finally, it was the woman's turn.

She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to beat him to death with the chair.'


MORAL: Women are crazy. Don't mess with them !!


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Jul 24, 2008 12:20 PM CST The FBI Job !!!
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
nice one mylife!!


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Jul 24, 2008 12:24 PM CST The FBI Job !!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
p_seg: nice one mylife!!
thumbs up Thankyou!!cheers
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Jul 24, 2008 2:13 PM CST The FBI Job !!!
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Jul 24, 2008 3:29 PM CST The FBI Job !!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
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