I NEARLY DIED.... ( Archived) (9)

Jul 26, 2008 12:32 AM CST I NEARLY DIED....
Karma3
Karma3Karma3Somewhere, Tamil Nadu India84 Threads 588 Posts
Last night my wife and I were sitting in the living room, talking about life... In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying.

I said to her:

'Dear, never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state I want you to disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me alive, I'd much rather die'.

Then my wife got up from the sofa with this real look of admiration towards me...and proceeded to disconnect the TV, the Cable, the Dish, the DVD, the Computer, the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox, and then went to the fridge and threw away all my beer!!

....I ALMOST DIED!!!
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Jul 26, 2008 12:33 AM CST I NEARLY DIED....
friendsfirst
friendsfirstfriendsfirstBurbank, Illinois USA105 Threads 1 Polls 5,965 Posts
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Jul 26, 2008 12:34 AM CST I NEARLY DIED....
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
My friend sent me this one , it is halarious , Thanks for sharingrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 26, 2008 1:34 AM CST I NEARLY DIED....
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riyablossomriyablossomsomewhere, Pennsylvania USA184 Threads 18 Polls 11,244 Posts
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Jul 26, 2008 1:52 AM CST I NEARLY DIED....
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
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Jul 26, 2008 2:10 AM CST I NEARLY DIED....
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p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
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Jul 26, 2008 6:39 AM CST I NEARLY DIED....
lktolbert
lktolbertlktolbertAtlanta, Georgia USA1 Threads 128 Posts
Good one! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 26, 2008 6:43 AM CST I NEARLY DIED....
livinglarge
livinglargelivinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland10 Threads 5,879 Posts
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Jul 26, 2008 8:00 AM CST I NEARLY DIED....
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lostpoet4ulostpoet4uDavenport, Florida USA9 Threads 214 Posts
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