What Would Your Epitaph Be If You Died Today? (85)

Aug 8, 2008 9:53 AM CST What Would Your Epitaph Be If You Died Today?
relaxin
relaxinrelaxinsomewhere, Queensland Australia33 Threads 3 Polls 1,371 Posts
eyesthatknowwhy: Blast from the past, sparked my memory of a tray my aunt had at the cabin: Ashes to ashes, Dust to dust
If it wasn;t for women
Men's ding dongs would rust....

Thought this was just hilarious when we were kids...kinda still do


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing professor but so true
Aug 8, 2008 9:54 AM CST What Would Your Epitaph Be If You Died Today?
relaxin
relaxinrelaxinsomewhere, Queensland Australia33 Threads 3 Polls 1,371 Posts
"what no more nanna naps?"moping
Aug 8, 2008 10:56 AM CST What Would Your Epitaph Be If You Died Today?
walley
walleywalleygolden, British Columbia Canada1 Threads 144 Posts
this is waht it wold say




no golden showers please



as i know thers a few out ther that wold like to piss on my grave lolhead banger rolling on the floor laughing
Aug 8, 2008 8:58 PM CST What Would Your Epitaph Be If You Died Today?
Loner1960
Loner1960Loner1960St. Alphonse, Manitoba Canada15 Threads 402 Posts
CalgaryDude: WELL JUST GOT DELETED FROM THE LIVING POPULATION


rolling on the floor laughing
good one
Aug 9, 2008 12:18 PM CST What Would Your Epitaph Be If You Died Today?
maryjane420
maryjane420maryjane420dartmouth, Nova Scotia Canada1 Threads 23 Posts
if you ever see a shadow following you, you know who it is
Aug 10, 2008 4:00 AM CST What Would Your Epitaph Be If You Died Today?
relaxin
relaxinrelaxinsomewhere, Queensland Australia33 Threads 3 Polls 1,371 Posts
would be

rum consumption just halved
Aug 17, 2008 8:16 AM CST What Would Your Epitaph Be If You Died Today?
grrrr
grrrrgrrrrRegina, Saskatchewan Canada8 Threads 129 Posts
got a smoke?
Aug 17, 2008 1:39 PM CST What Would Your Epitaph Be If You Died Today?
eyesthatknowwhy
eyesthatknowwhyeyesthatknowwhyWhitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada88 Threads 1,405 Posts
Can you hear me now?

or maybe

Are we there yet?
Aug 22, 2008 4:44 PM CST What Would Your Epitaph Be If You Died Today?
KHD100
KHD100KHD100Edmonton, Alberta Canada129 Threads 3 Polls 2,495 Posts
Make mine medium well done!
Aug 22, 2008 6:48 PM CST What Would Your Epitaph Be If You Died Today?
Brew01
Brew01Brew01Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan Canada58 Threads 1,613 Posts
When I die, I'm gonna be frozen stiff (no not that Kim, get your mind out of the gutter)
That way, when I go to hell, I'll have the ice to keep me cool...
who says you can't take it with you when you go ?

That or, on my headstone, it'll read:

IT'S MILLER TIME

cheers
Aug 27, 2008 10:34 PM CST What Would Your Epitaph Be If You Died Today?
curvychick
curvychickcurvychickToronto, Ontario Canada14 Threads 1 Polls 253 Posts
eyesthatknowwhy: If you could write your own epitaph, based on you now ,
what would we see inscribed on your tombstone?

I'll Start:

I JUST DON'T F**KING UNDERSTAND Why this? because I tend to say this alot about several things in life, my own and others...


MINE WOULD READ....

don't be sad....I WILL SEE YOU SOON!!!!!

shock batting batting
Aug 28, 2008 10:29 PM CST What Would Your Epitaph Be If You Died Today?
Loner1960
Loner1960Loner1960St. Alphonse, Manitoba Canada15 Threads 402 Posts
Another one bites the dust

hole gotta go joy cartwheel hole
Aug 28, 2008 10:33 PM CST What Would Your Epitaph Be If You Died Today?
KHD100
KHD100KHD100Edmonton, Alberta Canada129 Threads 3 Polls 2,495 Posts
BOO!
Aug 28, 2008 10:33 PM CST What Would Your Epitaph Be If You Died Today?
KHD100
KHD100KHD100Edmonton, Alberta Canada129 Threads 3 Polls 2,495 Posts
See you Tuesday!
Aug 30, 2008 2:04 AM CST What Would Your Epitaph Be If You Died Today?
langleygirl
langleygirllangleygirlWestlock, Alberta Canada70 Threads 8,202 Posts
Once I get to heaven, I'm doing whatever the hell I want!
Aug 30, 2008 11:10 AM CST What Would Your Epitaph Be If You Died Today?
KHD100
KHD100KHD100Edmonton, Alberta Canada129 Threads 3 Polls 2,495 Posts
Holy Cow! It was worth it!
Sep 5, 2008 8:34 AM CST What Would Your Epitaph Be If You Died Today?
CalgaryDude
CalgaryDudeCalgaryDudeCalgary, Alberta Canada1 Threads 54 Posts
"I WILL BE BACK"
laugh
Sep 5, 2008 10:33 PM CST What Would Your Epitaph Be If You Died Today?
thewall2
thewall2thewall2montreal, Quebec Canada61 Threads 10,499 Posts
REMEMBER ME..............





















LOVING YOU.
Sep 8, 2008 12:03 AM CST What Would Your Epitaph Be If You Died Today?
elliegirl
elliegirlelliegirlbrisbane, Queensland Australia8 Posts
this is sort of interesting,i think mine would say

now that the medical school is finished using her for a laughing stock, now she's cremated and bottled, we've just shoved her here to get rid of her,crickey that woman was a nuisancesigh
Sep 25, 2008 6:38 AM CST What Would Your Epitaph Be If You Died Today?
travelled
travelledtravelledfredericton, New Brunswick Canada1 Posts
"Tax This!"
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