For Wonderwoman ( Archived) (17)

This was from my sister, since I know people who work there I know they have a good sense of humor, thought ya'll might like this, OMG!!! A blonde decides to try horseback riding,

even though she has had no lessons, nor prior

experience. She mounts the horse unassisted,

and the horse immediately springs into motion.

It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace,

but the blonde begins to slide from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot

seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms

around the horse's neck, but she slides down the

horse's side anyway. The horse gallops along,

seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts

to leap away from the horse and throw herself to

safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled

in the stirrup; she is now at the mercy of the horse's

pounding hooves as her head is struck against the

ground over and over.

As her head is battered against the ground,

she is mere moments away from unconsciousness

when to her great fortune. ...

Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her dilemma

and unplugs the horse from the outlet.

And you thought all they did was say hello!

wasnt she so lucky Frank was there to pull the plug for her....god knows what might have happened.....

Right! thank god for Frank now mind ya'll two, my sister is a blonde, she has the most keenest sense of humor

hello ladies

Hi, Morgan...

Morgan

hi morgan...