Give us your best one Liner (Pick Up line) ( Archived) (51)

Aug 10, 2008 11:36 PM CST Give us your best one Liner (Pick Up line)
I had a guy send me this in a email....

You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!
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Aug 10, 2008 11:42 PM CST Give us your best one Liner (Pick Up line)
mindfful
mindffulmindffulChicago, Illinois USA235 Threads 8 Polls 18,996 Posts
my best pick up line is

hey wanna meet shirley??


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 10, 2008 11:43 PM CST Give us your best one Liner (Pick Up line)
mindfful
mindffulmindffulChicago, Illinois USA235 Threads 8 Polls 18,996 Posts
CRAP-
I MEANT TO SAY LAVERNE!
LAVEEERNE!!

DanGit!



doh
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Aug 11, 2008 12:02 AM CST Give us your best one Liner (Pick Up line)
feistyfeline
feistyfelinefeistyfelineSan Antonio, Texas USA1 Threads 90 Posts
bob1959: Please, baby PLEASE. I'll do anything!!


Begging....Ooohhh I love it when they beg !!!!!
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Aug 11, 2008 6:37 PM CST Give us your best one Liner (Pick Up line)
mindfful: my best pick up line is

hey wanna meet shirley??


Ok so you picked me up,
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Aug 11, 2008 7:56 PM CST Give us your best one Liner (Pick Up line)
bob1959
bob1959bob1959otisfield, Maine USA54 Threads 3 Polls 1,874 Posts
If all else fails, I lick my eybrows.
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Aug 11, 2008 8:05 PM CST Give us your best one Liner (Pick Up line)
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA152 Threads 8 Polls 18,150 Posts
somechick: I had a guy send me this in a email....

You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!



That's kinda cute laugh
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Aug 11, 2008 8:10 PM CST Give us your best one Liner (Pick Up line)
jbibiza
jbibizajbibizaCasinos, Valencia Spain94 Threads 4 Polls 4,914 Posts
You can leave your slippers under my bed any timeflirty
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Aug 11, 2008 8:11 PM CST Give us your best one Liner (Pick Up line)
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA152 Threads 8 Polls 18,150 Posts
Had a gal to tell me, "I'm not Chesty, but I'm Frito-lay " laugh smitten
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Aug 11, 2008 8:54 PM CST Give us your best one Liner (Pick Up line)
feistyfeline
feistyfelinefeistyfelineSan Antonio, Texas USA1 Threads 90 Posts
I had one used on me at work one day. This guy had been following behind me for about 30 minutes. I finally turned around and asked him if I could help him. He said, "Not really, I just like watching your butt as you walk, wanna go have a drink ?" I mean come on !!!doh
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Oct 19, 2008 3:04 PM CST Give us your best one Liner (Pick Up line)
blackorchids4u
blackorchids4ublackorchids4uwyandotte, Michigan USA4 Threads 310 Posts
Hey little mother do you wont anothertongue rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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