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Thanks for the early morning laugh...... 
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LOOOOL
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Another fab selection from the Jokemeister!! ------ This thread is Archived ------
How many members of you horoscope sign does it take to change a light bulb?
Aries-Just one,you want to make something of it?
Taurus- just one, but try to convince them that the burned out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.
Gemini- Two, but nothing ever gets done--they can't decide who or how it's supposed to be done.
Cancer-Just one, but it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
Leo- Although they don't change light-bulbs, they some times there agent will get a Virgo to do it for them
while they're out.
Virgo-Approximatly 10,000,000 with an error +/- 1millionth
Aries-Just one,you want to make something of it?
Taurus- just one, but try to convince them that the burned out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.
Gemini- Two, but nothing ever gets done--they can't decide who or how it's supposed to be done.
Cancer-Just one, but it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
Leo- Although they don't change light-bulbs, they some times there agent will get a Virgo to do it for them
while they're out.
Virgo-Approximatly 10,000,000 with an error +/- 1millionth
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Here you go! Enjoy1
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Cancer-Just one, but it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
Ok I finally found it, I thought it was under a thread you created
Ok I finally found it, I thought it was under a thread you created
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mylifewithu: Cancer-Just one, but it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
Ok I finally found it, I thought it was under a thread you created
BINGO!!!!!Ok I finally found it, I thought it was under a thread you created
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p_seg: Him: Do you have a picture of yourself?
Her: Why?
Him: So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas!
You know you're really drunk if you can't lie on the floor without holding on.
Q: What did one English book say to the math book?
A: You have way too many problems!
As seen on a car bumper: “Driver does not carry cash. He is married”
Mo and Jo are sitting in boat fishing, drinking beer and chewing tobacco when out of the blue Mo says, “I think I’m gonn a divorce my wife …… she ain’t spoke to me in over a month.”
Jo sips his beer and says, “Better think over, women like that are hard to find.”
Don't steal... The government doesn't like competition!
Her: Why?
Him: So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas!
You know you're really drunk if you can't lie on the floor without holding on.
Q: What did one English book say to the math book?
A: You have way too many problems!
As seen on a car bumper: “Driver does not carry cash. He is married”
Mo and Jo are sitting in boat fishing, drinking beer and chewing tobacco when out of the blue Mo says, “I think I’m gonn a divorce my wife …… she ain’t spoke to me in over a month.”
Jo sips his beer and says, “Better think over, women like that are hard to find.”
Don't steal... The government doesn't like competition!
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Her: Why?
Him: So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas!
You know you're really drunk if you can't lie on the floor without holding on.
Q: What did one English book say to the math book?
A: You have way too many problems!
As seen on a car bumper: “Driver does not carry cash. He is married”
Mo and Jo are sitting in boat fishing, drinking beer and chewing tobacco when out of the blue Mo says, “I think I’m gonn a divorce my wife …… she ain’t spoke to me in over a month.”
Jo sips his beer and says, “Better think over, women like that are hard to find.”
Don't steal... The government doesn't like competition!