Have YOU been ABDUCTED?? (70)
mylifewithu:
I know I haven't been butt probed
I know I haven't been butt probed
That's a good thing to know...
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RedHeadedTaurus: That's a good thing to know...
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Probably tomorow morning I will feel like I was abducted. Till then, lets listen to dire straits, communicue' (oh , who the f$#@ck can spell that at this hour.)
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wixomwizard: I resemble that remark, Madam!
You do seem a bit alien, Ha!!!Don't I look a little blueish gray in my pic, maybe I am the alien, You will never know
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mylifewithu: You do seem a bit alien, Ha!!!
Don't I look a little blueish gray in my pic, maybe I am the alien, You will never know
I wonder whay alien sushi tastes like....Chicken, maybe?Don't I look a little blueish gray in my pic, maybe I am the alien, You will never know
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I just remembered something!! They were short like Midgets They kept licking my knee caps
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mylifewithu: I just remembered something!! They were short like Midgets They kept licking my knee caps
Were they wearing sneekers when they crept up on you?
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I saw some little green aliens in my back yard looking under stuff and I said,"What are you guys looking for." They said,"Little green women"
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RillyNiceGuy: I saw some little green aliens in my back yard looking under stuff and I said,"What are you guys looking for." They said,"Little green women"
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mylifewithu: I just remembered something!! They were short like Midgets They kept licking my knee caps
Oh My Goodness!! Knee lickers, we've heard of them before, very exciting!! I mean dangerous!! Please mount a web cam umder your workstation so we can observe the little lickers in action!! Please don't resist you may be harmed!! Moan like you like it! MUFON control out!!
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RillyNiceGuy: I saw some little green aliens in my back yard looking under stuff and I said,"What are you guys looking for." They said,"Little green women"
Midget women, they have to be midget women. That's a requirement on cs ------ This thread is Archived ------
Spit spit! Darn Iamsimply watch poppin in like that. Spit!
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I was abducted by a platic alien horse it was after a bottle of Jagermister and a few beers it took all my quarters 
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wixomwizard: Midget women, they have to be midget women. That's a requirement on cs
Okee dokee!
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desmond: I was abducted by a platic alien horse it was after a bottle of Jagermister and a few beers it took all my quarters
You found my horsey again Des, I am sorry he keeps causing you so much trouble
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RillyNiceGuy: Spit spit! Darn Iamsimply watch poppin in like that. Spit!
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desmond: I was abducted by a platic alien horse it was after a bottle of Jagermister and a few beers it took all my quarters
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I'm ready to go. Again. Just beam me up. Please. 
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Do you feel that some alien entity, maybe even from this site, has invited you somewhere and tried to hide things somewhere in your body for nefarious reasons such as monitoring body temperature and fluids! The symptoms are missing time, nausea, bad breath, pains in areas you never had pains before and unexpected weight gain! Some fluid like alcohol or pills may be involved along with an inability to remember anything but slender grey shapes with big eyes and long sticky fingers! You may remember the sticky fingers while trying to fight the alien off!!
If you like I can come to your home and report the details of the encounter to MUFON (Men U Feel Offend Women)
We always like to hear a good story but do absolutely nothing about it! Were afraid of aliens!!