Have YOU been ABDUCTED?? (70)
mylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Postsrwantin: I'm ready to go. Again. Just beam me up. Please.
Get into the ship, our transporter is broken
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mylifewithu: You found my horsey again Des, I am sorry he keeps causing you so much trouble
the wosrt part I can't ride so horsey just pulled me around by my feet
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desmond: the wosrt part I can't ride so horsey just pulled me around by my feet
And he still took away your quarters, bad horsey bad 
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RillyNiceGuy: Okee dokee!
It's true, it's true. If they were wearing sneekers, we know where their home base and spaceship are. Under the city of Athen's, Greece. What' you've never heard the expression,"Beware of Greeks wearing sneekers" That's what it refers to, the little green Greek midget's.
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iamsimply: Oh My Goodness!! Knee lickers, we've heard of them before, very exciting!! I mean dangerous!! Please mount a web cam umder your workstation so we can observe the little lickers in action!! Please don't resist you may be harmed!! Moan like you like it! MUFON control out!!
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dillydally: MUFON
How is every thing in the land of William Wallace? I was in Holy Loch in1964. Of all the places I was blessed to see while in the service. Scotland was far and above any place I visited. I fell in love with it's beauty,and it's people. instantly.
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dillydally: MUFON
Dear dexterious dolly DillyDally don't daunting dumb doorknobs do dastardly deep damage daily or is it really the aliens?
Oh well!!
I notice you have two MUFON investigative warriors included with your profile pictures!! That's great we need to be exposed! I mean more exposure! Do you have little knee licking aliens in your home too? Some people have ankle biters and rug rat aliens infesting their houses!! Please have our on site investigators set up cameras under all your desks and tables do we can monitor the situation and report any photograph anything that gets chewed!!
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I was told not to talk to anyone about it, or they'd come back and get rough with me.
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kidatheart: I was told not to talk to anyone about it, or they'd come back and get rough with me.
No that was me who said that.....and here ya are talkin about it.....
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Hugz_n_Kissez: No that was me who said that.....and here ya are talkin about it.....
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iamsimply: Dear dexterious dolly DillyDally don't daunting dumb doorknobs do dastardly deep damage daily or is it really the aliens?
Oh well!! I notice you have two MUFON investigative warriors included with your profile pictures!! That's great we need to be exposed! I mean more exposure! Do you have little knee licking aliens in your home too? Some people have ankle biters and rug rat aliens infesting their houses!! Please have our on site investigators set up cameras under all your desks and tables do we can monitor the situation and report any photograph anything that gets chewed!!
Oh well!! I notice you have two MUFON investigative warriors included with your profile pictures!! That's great we need to be exposed! I mean more exposure! Do you have little knee licking aliens in your home too? Some people have ankle biters and rug rat aliens infesting their houses!! Please have our on site investigators set up cameras under all your desks and tables do we can monitor the situation and report any photograph anything that gets chewed!!
do not try and seduce me with your riddled (?) tongue
i do not have knee lickers but the rarer breed of shin lickers ,they migrated from the old land of oompa loompa at the turn of the century ,i believe the are 3rd removed cousins from your uncle bobs sister 's husbands gran ,but dont quote me on that as i recently found out i have anger issues and you all know thats leads to cumpulsiveliarismness so just be warned .thank you for complimenting the pic of my brothers ,they are at a local barbi as we speak but im sure they pass on the force
MUFON
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mylifewithu: Get him, if you need help, I will gladly be your backup
Zippen off in my spaceship...If I need help I'll just telepathically give you shout!!!!!!! ------ This thread is Archived ------
Hugz_n_Kissez: Zippen off in my spaceship...If I need help I'll just telepathically give you shout!!!!!!!
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dillydally: do not try and seduce me with your riddled (?) tongue i do not have knee lickers but the rarer breed of shin lickers ,they migrated from the old land of oompa loompa at the turn of the century ,i believe the are 3rd removed cousins from your uncle bobs sister 's husbands gran ,but dont quote me on that as i recently found out i have anger issues and you all know thats leads to cumpulsiveliarismness so just be warned .
thank you for complimenting the pic of my brothers ,they are at a local barbi as we speak but im sure they pass on the force
MUFON
thank you for complimenting the pic of my brothers ,they are at a local barbi as we speak but im sure they pass on the force
MUFON
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wixomwizard: How is every thing in the land of William Wallace? I was in Holy Loch in1964. Of all the places I was blessed to see while in the service. Scotland was far and above any place I visited. I fell in love with it's beauty,and it's people. instantly.
william currently left scotland a few years back for spain ,he is now a cosmetic surgeon i hear for leprechauns all over the world .the man is changing history we speak
cant believe youv not been back since tho ,tut tut
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kidatheart: I was told not to talk to anyone about it, or they'd come back and get rough with me.
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Hugz_n_Kissez: No that was me who said that.....and here ya are talkin about it.....
Uh oh!
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kidatheart: Uh oh!
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Wasn't it Wallace that was Corrnwalled by some guys or was it Cornwallace that married some guy named Wallace and I thought all theses guys were Greeks!!
Anyway I hope they sisn't get abducted and alienated!!
Anyway I hope they sisn't get abducted and alienated!!
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Oh My Goodness!! my "d's" look like "s's:"!!
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