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Very close to the thruth..very close in deed . My index is indeed wrapped around a G string. My middle is on a B and my ring finger is on an E. While my thumd hammers out a bass on E, A, D..

Sometime tonight I'm gonna drop D...

Please continue the story, dont' stop it...

A few minutes, I will out the pieces together here

I bought A flat,diminished responsibility
You,re D Ninth person to C.........

As a fellow geet player (not to mention the piano and keyboards) I totally embrace your earlier advice. Got a Strat, a Takamine semi and an old Gibson accoustic (Jumbo) along with an M1, a Celviano digital piano (gorgeous) and a Yummy yammy keyboard. Never get a headache ever,nor tired nor need to wash their hair.

Just gotta keep rockin'

September 8th, 7 am.

It's raining and I went out with my dog Bibi who catch a bone on the way out.
We walk in the park and I try to imagine how this winter will be.
Is nobody in the park at this hour and

There was this weather and there was this dog, oh yes, and there was a bone in there somewhere....

The bone ends mysteriously up in a pile of prehistoric findings; Bibi goes nuts when she is not admitted to the museum, where her bone has been fitted as a part of a "new species" looking much like an ancient rabbit. The rabbit had this looong back bone feature that made it particularly interesting.

It will be a long winter, Bibi thinks.

I see Elley jogging... It is not his usual time. (Strolling through life at the mo, past jogging, tho not past the odd bit of skiing in hot hotel rooms in Seville. )

Finally we both understood that love is missing.
When the winter will be here we will be alone in the house connected to Connecting Singles, a very famous (?) dating site.

(If music be the food of love - who put the cable of the cd player in knots and stopped it working?)

Elley saw me walking the dog, stop jogging and come to tell me he will fly tonight to Malta to meet Rusty and Gongman for a business meeting.
He is very excited about living in Seville and skiing in the hotel room.
- I’ll be your pooch anytime, woof woof!

“Woof woof” - Bibi bites Elley and they had a little battle, very embarrassing situation....

(A month ago a little doggy really did bite me and I got an injection up the rear as a result. Is this going the same way?)

A month ago a little doggy really bite Elley and he's got an injection up the rear as a result. Is this going the same way he was thinking loud....

Elley went home, turn on the cd with relaxation music, thinking how the life is so short....

Knock, knock on the door.
Elley opens and he see the happy face of ... the woman that tied the knot for him - Mirodenia; saying "come lick me all over Rover"

She is wearing a blue raincoat and she starts to desperately scream:
- Elley, Elley... why ....?! Elley, Elley why do you speak so bed with Mirodenia? She is such a nice lady....

- Why? what a log-long tongue you,ve got!


(Why does she not shout, scream PHONEIX? PHONEIX.. - Phoenix come up with a great idea....)

Cause you are too busy enjoying yourself with a g string?

- I don't like strings said Phoenix smiling very sad. Very close to the truth… very close in deed. My index is indeed wrapped around a G string. My middle is on a B and my ring finger is on an E. While my thumb hammers out a bass on E, A, D..

Sometime tonight I'm gonna drop D...

This is too much for me.... I can't stop laughing...


Thanks Mike.

Wow, knock a few corners off it and I think we,ve got a bloody winner.

BTW can we add somewhere that the dog had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle ?

no, you can't