Drinking Myself Backazwards (43)
Diamond123: Wait a sec.! I'm a carpenter,I could hammer a nail into the cork and pop it out with my nail puller,,,,nO ?
I've used a #8x3" deck screw and a pair of vise grips a few times.
Hi Joanie
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kidatheart: I've used a #8x3" deck screw and a pair of vise grips a few times. Hi Joanie
Hi Harry
Heck, just poke the cork into the bottle...
Or next time, when luring virgin brides to the lair, buy cheap champagne and the cork is a fun event.
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arabella: Hi Harry Heck, just poke the cork into the bottle...
Or next time, when luring virgin brides to the lair, buy cheap champagne and the cork is a fun event.
Or next time, when luring virgin brides to the lair, buy cheap champagne and the cork is a fun event.
Actually I like my virgins around late 20's early 100's. helps tone the pace down a bit,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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arabella: Hi Harry Heck, just poke the cork into the bottle...
Or next time, when luring virgin brides to the lair, buy cheap champagne and the cork is a fun event.
Or next time, when luring virgin brides to the lair, buy cheap champagne and the cork is a fun event.
I knew I was doing something wrong. I've been drinking that wine with filthy labourers on construction sites.
Champagne...virgins
Got it! Thanks Joanie.
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Hi Diamond......... When you go to Wal Mart to buy the corkscrew, get two. Remember, they break very easy 
!!!!!
But then, Kid had a good idea also.....
Hi Kid
Just remember, the better the wine, the better the prize !!!
!!!!! But then, Kid had a good idea also.....
Hi Kid
Just remember, the better the wine, the better the prize !!!
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kidatheart: I've used a #8x3" deck screw and a pair of vise grips a few times. Hi Joanie
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kidatheart: I knew I was doing something wrong. I've been drinking that wine with filthy labourers on construction sites.
Champagne...virgins Got it! Thanks Joanie.
Champagne...virgins Got it! Thanks Joanie.
Whew the gals are finally aiding and abetting us !!!!!!!!!!!!
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feistyfeline: Hi Diamond......... When you go to Wal Mart to buy the corkscrew, get two. Remember, they break very easy !!!!!
But then, Kid had a good idea also.....
Hi Kid
Just remember, the better the wine, the better the prize !!!
But then, Kid had a good idea also.....
Hi Kid
Just remember, the better the wine, the better the prize !!!
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kidatheart: I've used a #8x3" deck screw and a pair of vise grips a few times. Hi Joanie
hey kid ! I like the vise part best!!!!!
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feistyfeline: Hi Diamond......... When you go to Wal Mart to buy the corkscrew, get two. Remember, they break very easy !!!!!
But then, Kid had a good idea also.....
Hi Kid
Just remember, the better the wine, the better the prize !!!
But then, Kid had a good idea also.....
Hi Kid
Just remember, the better the wine, the better the prize !!!
Hi FF
I dunno, most of those labourers don't really care, so long as it's wet and has alcohol in it.
There was one guy that could likely chew the top of the bottle off and not care either.
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kidatheart: Hi FF I dunno, most of those labourers don't really care, so long as it's wet and has alcohol in it.
There was one guy that could likely chew the top of the bottle off and not care either.
There was one guy that could likely chew the top of the bottle off and not care either.
Hey Kid
Well, I would suggest keeping the good stuff for the Virgins and giving the labourers the Strawberry Hill, and the guy that chews the tops off the bottle....oh, he's got to have MD 20/20 !!!
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Diamond123: Wait a sec.! I'm a carpenter,I could hammer a nail into the cork and pop it out with my nail puller,,,,nO ?
NOT, dude!!! Carpenters are "cool," but I prefer "cowboys/rodeo riders/!"
And.....,you guys think EVERYTHING can be "cured" by your "nail puller's"!
Not so, my man, not even CLOSE!Have a fantastic Tues. evening, 'mon freRE!"
-J
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feistyfeline: Hey Kid
Well, I would suggest keeping the good stuff for the Virgins and giving the labourers the Strawberry Hill, and the guy that chews the tops off the bottle....oh, he's got to have MD 20/20 !!!
Well, I would suggest keeping the good stuff for the Virgins and giving the labourers the Strawberry Hill, and the guy that chews the tops off the bottle....oh, he's got to have MD 20/20 !!!
I wonder if Strawberry Hill is anything like Strawberry Angel. That "stuff" was $16 for a case of 12.
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hey Tom , from those of us who lost people to drunk driving-THANK YOU for being responsible and to hugs for taking a cab.
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kidatheart: I wonder if Strawberry Hill is anything like Strawberry Angel. That "stuff" was $16 for a case of 12. Not sure if they even sell it anymore.
It must be about the same thing Kid, the price is right. I have seen it in the coolers at the convience stores here. That "stuff" will take the hair off your chest, or put it on if you don't have any !!!!
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kidatheart: I wonder if Strawberry Hill is anything like Strawberry Angel. That "stuff" was $16 for a case of 12. Not sure if they even sell it anymore.
Of course for me personaly, give me a shot of Patron with salt and lime and my heart is yours !!!!!!
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feistyfeline: It must be about the same thing Kid, the price is right. I have seen it in the coolers at the convience stores here. That "stuff" will take the hair off your chest, or put it on if you don't have any !!!!
Hell, who wants hair on their chest when they can have a hot woman there !!!!!!!
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nomindgames: hey Tom , from those of us who lost people to drunk driving-THANK YOU for being responsible and to hugs for taking a cab.
AHHHHHH the Angel arrives !!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey gal how yuh doin ?
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You sure could
That would impress the young lady!!!!