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Sep 16, 2008 2:03 PM CST Jesus is watching you
lanabyte
lanabytelanabyteCharleston, West Virginia USA31 Threads 1 Polls 1,674 Posts
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack, when a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flash light off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you"

The burglar relaxed "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
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Sep 16, 2008 2:19 PM CST Jesus is watching you
paddy1
paddy1paddy1limerick, Limerick Ireland47 Threads 1,180 Posts
giggle giggle
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Sep 16, 2008 2:21 PM CST Jesus is watching you
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 16, 2008 3:55 PM CST Jesus is watching you
roseofsharon
roseofsharonroseofsharonmanchester, Hampshire, England UK70 Threads 3 Polls 11,702 Posts
Excellent!!! thumbs up Loved it... rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Thanks!!

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Sep 16, 2008 4:52 PM CST Jesus is watching you
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA78 Threads 7 Polls 21,350 Posts
laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 16, 2008 5:13 PM CST Jesus is watching you
lanabyte: A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack, when a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flash light off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you"

The burglar relaxed "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."

Good One!rolling on the floor laughing

Thought for a moment I hac stumbled into another Religious Threadgrin conversing wave
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Sep 16, 2008 5:28 PM CST Jesus is watching you
lanabyte: A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack, when a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flash light off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you"

The burglar relaxed "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."


Does this joke possibly have any thing to do with a certain Moose killer War lover Relgious fantichal catastrohy and a power abuser individual who Claims she is a Pittbull with Closer ties than any body else with Jesus and Stil lies her a** off as if Jesus was a Lier as well??dunno grin
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Sep 16, 2008 5:38 PM CST Jesus is watching you
Hot_Single_Dude: Does this joke possibly have any thing to do with a certain Moose killer War lover Relgious fantichal catastrohy and a power abuser individual who Claims she is a Pittbull with Closer ties than any body else with Jesus and Stil lies her a** off as if Jesus was a Lier as well??
You're a Horse's Patoot!barf doh
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