Okay, a toast to end all toasts, courtesy of the Kansan!
Here's to the wine we love to drink and the food we love to eat Here's to our wives and sweethearts (and may they never meet!) Here's champaign to our real friends - and real pain to our sham-friends! And when this journey finally ends, may all of us find peace!
Here's to the women that I've loved and all the ones I've kissed As for regrets, I just have one and that's all the ones I've missed! While women's faults are many, we men have only two; (Every single thing we say and everthing we do!)
I wish you health, I wish you wealth and happiness galore! I wish you heaven when you die - What could I wish you more?
May your joys be as deep as the ocean - your trouble as light as it's foam...
And may you find sweet peace of mind wherever you may roam!
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