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If you would post a singles ad, what would it say? ( Archived) (37)

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May 14, 2006 10:32 AM CST If you would post a singles ad, what would it say?
festis30
festis30festis30Wherever i feel like going:O), Vastra Gotaland Sweden27 Threads 733 Posts
festis30OPWherever i feel like going:O), Vastra Gotaland Sweden733 posts
"Idiot that talks to much seeking quiet woman for long monologs. A plus if you´re rich and/or wants to be my sugarmom"

God...don´t know if I want to date anyone that responds to that...LOL
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#2
May 14, 2006 10:35 AM CST If you would post a singles ad, what would it say?
elway69
elway69elway69Ho Chi Minh, Scotland UK1 Threads 59 Posts
elway69Ho Chi Minh, Scotland UK59 posts
Man seeking woman with heartbeat.rolling on the floor laughing
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#3
May 14, 2006 10:42 AM CST If you would post a singles ad, what would it say?
TheProfessor
TheProfessorTheProfessorPandoras Box, USA91 Threads 4,746 Posts
TheProfessorPandoras Box, USA4,746 posts
That's a good question, will think on that while I post one that I saw in a pic on the net.. it reads:

Wanted:
A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
But please only read lines 1, 3, and 5.
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#4
May 14, 2006 10:50 AM CST If you would post a singles ad, what would it say?
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
gentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada9,583 posts
Man. Want woman.
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#5
May 14, 2006 1:43 PM CST If you would post a singles ad, what would it say?
anglbrat
anglbratanglbratsomewhere,mass, USA17 Threads 450 Posts
anglbratsomewhere,mass, USA450 posts
rolling on the floor laughing srry lol
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#6
May 14, 2006 1:56 PM CST If you would post a singles ad, what would it say?
arabella
arabellaarabellaNear Farmington, Maine USA98 Threads 1 Polls 6,199 Posts
arabellaNear Farmington, Maine USA6,199 posts
Well, I'm just happy for Chris.

Cause she's had quite a road to get there and has stuck with it!

I declare you "Tenacious"
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#7
May 14, 2006 1:59 PM CST If you would post a singles ad, what would it say?
joovisst
joovisstjoovisstSodermanland, Sweden79 Threads 812 Posts
joovisstSodermanland, Sweden812 posts
Adam sarches for Ewe. Let´s go and cut that damn Appel tree down so we can live in paradise for ever.
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#8
May 14, 2006 2:52 PM CST If you would post a singles ad, what would it say?
portlandgirl
portlandgirlportlandgirlnot Oregon, Oregon USA8 Threads 290 Posts
portlandgirlnot Oregon, Oregon USA290 posts
Sorry dude but that kinda scary...so I guess farm animals are optional here?
Maybe I should go hide my horse LOL
rolling on the floor laughing
rolling on the floor laughing
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#9
May 14, 2006 2:55 PM CST If you would post a singles ad, what would it say?
anglbrat
anglbratanglbratsomewhere,mass, USA17 Threads 450 Posts
anglbratsomewhere,mass, USA450 posts
rolling on the floor laughing good one lol
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#10
May 14, 2006 3:01 PM CST If you would post a singles ad, what would it say?
Justadreamerhere
JustadreamerhereJustadreamerhere39 Threads 3,444 Posts
Justadreamerhere3,444 posts
oh oh....hang onto your hat Arabella LOL

remember there are many twists and turns in the road...the path sometimes changes
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#11
May 14, 2006 3:08 PM CST If you would post a singles ad, what would it say?
arabella
arabellaarabellaNear Farmington, Maine USA98 Threads 1 Polls 6,199 Posts
arabellaNear Farmington, Maine USA6,199 posts
Oh yeah, been there, done that....applause

Expecting more drama momentarily laugh
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#12
May 14, 2006 3:09 PM CST If you would post a singles ad, what would it say?
TabooN
TabooNTabooNClaremont, USA47 Threads 12,843 Posts
TabooNClaremont, USA12,843 posts
a path to my door...

oh, wrong thread!

rolling on the floor laughing
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#13
May 14, 2006 3:11 PM CST If you would post a singles ad, what would it say?
Justadreamerhere
JustadreamerhereJustadreamerhere39 Threads 3,444 Posts
Justadreamerhere3,444 posts
No drama here!! Only happy things need apply applause

cant wait cant wait!!!!banana peace yay
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#14
May 14, 2006 3:11 PM CST If you would post a singles ad, what would it say?
Justadreamerhere
JustadreamerhereJustadreamerhere39 Threads 3,444 Posts
Justadreamerhere3,444 posts
you're next nene sweety!!!cheering
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#15
May 14, 2006 3:13 PM CST If you would post a singles ad, what would it say?
TabooN
TabooNTabooNClaremont, USA47 Threads 12,843 Posts
TabooNClaremont, USA12,843 posts
yuh

dream on, lol.rolling on the floor laughing
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#16
May 14, 2006 3:15 PM CST If you would post a singles ad, what would it say?
Snowwolf
SnowwolfSnowwolfLinton, USA16 Threads 481 Posts
SnowwolfLinton, USA481 posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

I KNOW THAT GUY!

jk but that is a damn good one! LOL

Snowwolf
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#17
May 14, 2006 4:07 PM CST If you would post a singles ad, what would it say?
joovisst
joovisstjoovisstSodermanland, Sweden79 Threads 812 Posts
joovisstSodermanland, Sweden812 posts
I don´t get it? Or you didn´t?
I reffered to the bible and the tree of nolage, and the exoduse out of paradise. I would have preffered to stay there with Ewe.
If you got it right and I didn´t understand your answer, please explain.
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#18
May 14, 2006 4:17 PM CST If you would post a singles ad, what would it say?
Ocee35
Ocee35Ocee35Jackson, Michigan USA69 Threads 2 Polls 3,852 Posts
Ocee35Jackson, Michigan USA3,852 posts
It's a misspelling...Adam and Eve.

Ewe is a sheep.
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#19
May 14, 2006 4:20 PM CST If you would post a singles ad, what would it say?
TabooN
TabooNTabooNClaremont, USA47 Threads 12,843 Posts
TabooNClaremont, USA12,843 posts
peace
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#20
May 14, 2006 4:20 PM CST If you would post a singles ad, what would it say?
joovisst
joovisstjoovisstSodermanland, Sweden79 Threads 812 Posts
joovisstSodermanland, Sweden812 posts
I bow gracefully. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Eve it is, never heard about a cheep called Ewe. But it´s kind of funny anyway. I could have thought it up my self. LOL.
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