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If you would post a singles ad, what would it say? ( Archived) (37)

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#21
May 14, 2006 4:22 PM CST If you would post a singles ad, what would it say?
TabooN
TabooNTabooNClaremont, USA47 Threads 12,843 Posts
TabooNClaremont, USA12,843 posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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#22
May 14, 2006 4:27 PM CST If you would post a singles ad, what would it say?
Ocee35
Ocee35Ocee35Jackson, Michigan USA69 Threads 2 Polls 3,852 Posts
Ocee35Jackson, Michigan USA3,852 posts
I must agree...

it has it's own humor as written.
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#23
May 14, 2006 5:16 PM CST If you would post a singles ad, what would it say?
Iamtheone39
Iamtheone39Iamtheone3984 Threads 1,420 Posts
Iamtheone391,420 posts
Seeking down-to-earth,swf for dating and a possible relationship...must have a good sense of humor,a good heart,and a strong mind!professor angel crying
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#24
May 14, 2006 5:28 PM CST If you would post a singles ad, what would it say?
catwm
catwmcatwmSomewhere in the middle, Florida USA48 Threads 6,683 Posts
catwmSomewhere in the middle, Florida USA6,683 posts
Cat seeks nip. Must have either low mileage or run on an alternative fuel source. Must not have more than a small carry on bag. ( no suitcases ) Parts must be in good working condition. Must have teeth and pulse.................


< needs to think about this more
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#25
May 14, 2006 7:32 PM CST If you would post a singles ad, what would it say?
Iamtheone39
Iamtheone39Iamtheone3984 Threads 1,420 Posts
Iamtheone391,420 posts
Scratching post matter?
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#26
May 14, 2006 9:22 PM CST If you would post a singles ad, what would it say?
Maggalicious
MaggaliciousMaggaliciousBerlin, Wisconsin USA19 Threads 1,101 Posts
MaggaliciousBerlin, Wisconsin USA1,101 posts
Fun loving female seeks well endowed partner for dancingwink . Must be house trained, able to cook once in awhile, and follow directions, cause I'm a take charge kinda girl!!
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#27
May 14, 2006 9:26 PM CST If you would post a singles ad, what would it say?
Meilandra
MeilandraMeilandraEden Prairie, Minnesota USA25 Threads 1,186 Posts
MeilandraEden Prairie, Minnesota USA1,186 posts
ABRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come here, quickly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#28
May 14, 2006 9:35 PM CST If you would post a singles ad, what would it say?
wikked
wikkedwikkedAjax, Ontario Canada655 Threads 4 Polls 6,091 Posts
wikkedAjax, Ontario Canada6,091 posts
LMAO...rolling on the floor laughing

Joovist don't feel bad...even spell check wouldn't have caught this faux pas...on the members of CS!!laugh
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#29
May 14, 2006 10:00 PM CST If you would post a singles ad, what would it say?
Lionhearted1967
Lionhearted1967Lionhearted1967London, Ontario Canada143 Threads 10 Polls 9,887 Posts
Lionhearted1967London, Ontario Canada9,887 posts
rolling on the floor laughing
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#30
May 14, 2006 10:01 PM CST If you would post a singles ad, what would it say?
Smiley191
Smiley191Smiley191Institute, West Virginia USA30 Threads 392 Posts
Smiley191Institute, West Virginia USA392 posts
lmaorolling on the floor laughing
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#31
May 14, 2006 10:05 PM CST If you would post a singles ad, what would it say?
Lionhearted1967
Lionhearted1967Lionhearted1967London, Ontario Canada143 Threads 10 Polls 9,887 Posts
Lionhearted1967London, Ontario Canada9,887 posts
LIONESS SEEKS GOOD TAMER...Shots up to date and goes into heat alot!
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#32
May 15, 2006 10:10 AM CST If you would post a singles ad, what would it say?
portlandgirl
portlandgirlportlandgirlnot Oregon, Oregon USA8 Threads 290 Posts
portlandgirlnot Oregon, Oregon USA290 posts
thanks dude....I really didn't want to explain the whole birds and the bees thing to a grown man, especially one who's intrested in farm animals and didn't even know it.

jaw drop
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#33
May 15, 2006 10:16 AM CST If you would post a singles ad, what would it say?
jonathanR
jonathanRjonathanR33 Threads 1,029 Posts
jonathanR1,029 posts
yay You yes You
could be the next winner of
Jonathan's right..
Yes it's true, you yes you ..
devil
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#34
May 15, 2006 10:17 AM CST If you would post a singles ad, what would it say?
jonathanR
jonathanRjonathanR33 Threads 1,029 Posts
jonathanR1,029 posts
when and where ....banana
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#35
Jun 24, 2006 12:47 PM CST If you would post a singles ad, what would it say?
festis30
festis30festis30Wherever i feel like going:O), Vastra Gotaland Sweden27 Threads 733 Posts
festis30OPWherever i feel like going:O), Vastra Gotaland Sweden733 posts
"Bored White Eurotrash seeks whatever to trash bar with...if you don´t wanna come send your guineapig."tongue
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#36
Jun 24, 2006 1:05 PM CST If you would post a singles ad, what would it say?
jimbhoy
jimbhoyjimbhoyHamilton, Strathclyde, Scotland UK80 Threads 2 Polls 4,142 Posts
jimbhoyHamilton, Strathclyde, Scotland UK4,142 posts
Bald scotsman, no underwear help yourself.rolling on the floor laughing
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#37
Jul 15, 2006 4:37 PM CST If you would post a singles ad, what would it say?
festis30
festis30festis30Wherever i feel like going:O), Vastra Gotaland Sweden27 Threads 733 Posts
festis30OPWherever i feel like going:O), Vastra Gotaland Sweden733 posts
Alcoholic looking for woman with own bar, will work for free. rolling on the floor laughing
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