hollandgirlOPSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada4,464 posts
Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.
The 80 year old was amazed at his friends stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
The 87 year old said "well I eat rye bread every day, it keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
So on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery.
As he was looking around, the lady asked him if he needed any help.
He said "Do you have any rye bread?"
She said "yes there's a whole shelf of it, would you like some?
He said, I want 5 loaves.
She said, My goodness, 5 loaves...by the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard.
He replied, I cant believe it, everybody in the world knows about this but me!!!
Report threads that break rules, are offensive, or contain fighting. Staff may not be aware of the forum abuse, and cannot do anything about it unless you tell us about it. click to report forum abuse »
If one of the comments is offensive, please report the comment instead (there is a link in each comment to report it).
The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.
The 80 year old was amazed at his friends stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
The 87 year old said "well I eat rye bread every day, it keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
So on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery.
As he was looking around, the lady asked him if he needed any help.
He said "Do you have any rye bread?"
She said "yes there's a whole shelf of it, would you like some?
He said, I want 5 loaves.
She said, My goodness, 5 loaves...by the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard.
He replied, I cant believe it, everybody in the world knows about this but me!!!