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Oct 10, 2008 5:09 PM CST barrack's door is open
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
Mr. Smith got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed that his fly was open. When leaving the office, she said, "Oh, Mr. Smith, did you know that your barrack's door is open?"

He did not understand her remark, but later he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open.

Calling her in, he asked, "By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open this morning, did you also see a soldier standing at attention?"

The secretary, being quite witty, replied, "Why no, Mr. Smith, all I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two old duffel bags!"
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Oct 10, 2008 5:13 PM CST barrack's door is open
Hot_Single_Dude
Hot_Single_DudeHot_Single_DudeKobenhavn, Capital Region Denmark68 Threads 73 Polls 11,289 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up
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Oct 10, 2008 5:16 PM CST barrack's door is open
livinglarge
livinglargelivinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland10 Threads 5,879 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
saggy bags rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 10, 2008 5:17 PM CST barrack's door is open
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA68 Threads 7 Polls 16,449 Posts
Sorry, I thought this was another O'Bama thread....uh oh

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Oct 10, 2008 5:18 PM CST barrack's door is open
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
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Oct 10, 2008 5:28 PM CST barrack's door is open
The_Kansan
The_KansanThe_KansanKnoxville, Tennessee USA303 Threads 1 Polls 3,395 Posts
mbcasey: Sorry, I thought this was another O'Bama thread....


It is... laugh tongue rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 10, 2008 5:29 PM CST barrack's door is open
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA152 Threads 8 Polls 18,150 Posts
The_Kansan: It is...


I thought maybe it was a barney frank thread.
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