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Oct 17, 2008 3:24 AM CST How to Win Friends....
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta249 Threads 28 Polls 18,518 Posts
I'm not winning here....every morning when I go for my swim, I piss off another fisherman...fact is, there are no fish big enough to catch anyway, and I'm only trying to help when I swim by, and shout out to them that I don't see a single fish that's worth the effort...you'd think they'd appreciate it...but no...

doh rolling on the floor laughing
Oct 17, 2008 4:40 AM CST How to Win Friends....
expat2be
expat2beexpat2beZierikzee, Zeeland Netherlands13 Threads 573 Posts
Lagoona22: you'd think they'd appreciate it...but no...


Loosers!
Oct 17, 2008 7:03 AM CST How to Win Friends....
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta249 Threads 28 Polls 18,518 Posts
It becomes philosophical....why do men stand all day fishing, when time after time, they go home without a thing to show for it??...it's like the alcoholic's syndrome...to expect a different outcome from an exercise that always produces the same result is stupidity...innit?


confused
Oct 17, 2008 7:09 AM CST How to Win Friends....
jbibiza
jbibizajbibizaIbiza, Balearic Islands Spain133 Threads 6 Polls 7,679 Posts
Lagoona22: It becomes philosophical....why do men stand all day fishing, when time after time, they go home without a thing to show for it??...it's like the alcoholic's syndrome...to expect a different outcome from an exercise that always produces the same result is stupidity...innit?



Bit like... why some men go to the pub or club night after night, hoping to pull.... only to go home empty handed....laugh kiss
Oct 17, 2008 7:20 AM CST How to Win Friends....
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta249 Threads 28 Polls 18,518 Posts
Confucious say no man need be empty-handed when he get home...


professor


jbibiza: Bit like... why some men go to the pub or club night after night, hoping to pull.... only to go home empty handed....
Oct 17, 2008 7:21 AM CST How to Win Friends....
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta254 Threads 4 Polls 10,684 Posts
Some people are small fish in a small pond........ sone are are small fish in a big pond, some are big fish in a small pond - and some are a whales in the sea of life - for some it is destiny, for some it is luck - and for some it is f*cking hard work just to stay afloat!

grin
Oct 17, 2008 7:21 AM CST How to Win Friends....
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta249 Threads 28 Polls 18,518 Posts
Hi JB...seriously tho....maybe some men just love that time-honoured sport called "The Chase"....
laugh


jbibiza: Bit like... why some men go to the pub or club night after night, hoping to pull.... only to go home empty handed....
Oct 17, 2008 7:25 AM CST How to Win Friends....
jbibiza
jbibizajbibizaIbiza, Balearic Islands Spain133 Threads 6 Polls 7,679 Posts
Lagoona22: Hi JB...seriously tho....maybe some men just love that time-honoured sport called "The Chase"....


It was all in good fun... I think most guys just enjoy hanging out with the lads and talking about it more then actually making any moves... that and sports...laugh I´ve seen many a lovely lady go quite unnoticed during a world cup...laugh laugh
Oct 17, 2008 7:26 AM CST How to Win Friends....
jbibiza
jbibizajbibizaIbiza, Balearic Islands Spain133 Threads 6 Polls 7,679 Posts
rusty_knight: Some people are small fish in a small pond........ sone are are small fish in a big pond, some are big fish in a small pond - and some are a whales in the sea of life - for some it is destiny, for some it is luck - and for some it is f*cking hard work just to stay afloat!



I come with flotation devices....grin
Oct 17, 2008 7:26 AM CST How to Win Friends....
gingerb
gingerbgingerbLetterkenny, Donegal Ireland10 Threads 1 Polls 6,330 Posts
Lagoona22: Hi JB...seriously tho....maybe some men just love that time-honoured sport called "The Chase"....


Yeah, chasing and fishing are pretty similar........both leave you sitting there wondering why you threw back what you wanted in the first place.....hug laugh
Oct 17, 2008 7:28 AM CST How to Win Friends....
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta254 Threads 4 Polls 10,684 Posts
jbibiza: It was all in good fun... I think most guys just enjoy hanging out with the lads and talking about it more then actually making any moves... that and sports... I´ve seen many a lovely lady go quite unnoticed during a world cup...


World cup? Wazzat? dunno

Is a cup size 'DD' world-cup size?

batting: smoking idea
Oct 17, 2008 7:32 AM CST How to Win Friends....
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta249 Threads 28 Polls 18,518 Posts
Yes...women and fishing have a lot in common...men spend a lot of their time day-dreaming about hooking "the big one".....and when they tell their buddies about it the next day, they always exaggerate to make themselves look better....


laugh

gingerb: Yeah, chasing and fishing are pretty similar........both leave you sitting there wondering why you threw back what you wanted in the first place.....
Oct 17, 2008 7:33 AM CST How to Win Friends....
jbibiza
jbibizajbibizaIbiza, Balearic Islands Spain133 Threads 6 Polls 7,679 Posts
gingerb: Yeah, chasing and fishing are pretty similar........both leave you sitting there wondering why you threw back what you wanted in the first place.....



blushing ... I resemble that remark... I´ve thrown back a few keepers, the reasoning always seemed logical at the time... I need to stop analyzing so much...
Oct 17, 2008 7:37 AM CST How to Win Friends....
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta249 Threads 28 Polls 18,518 Posts
...hmmmm...I mark that resemblence...I have thrown back way too many keepers as well...and now I think I'm fresh out of bait, to be honest....
rolling on the floor laughing help

jbibiza: ... I resemble that remark... I´ve thrown back a few keepers, the reasoning always seemed logical at the time... I need to stop analyzing so much...
Oct 17, 2008 7:38 AM CST How to Win Friends....
gingerb
gingerbgingerbLetterkenny, Donegal Ireland10 Threads 1 Polls 6,330 Posts
Lagoona22: Yes...women and fishing have a lot in common...men spend a lot of their time day-dreaming about hooking "the big one".....and when they tell their buddies about it the next day, they always exaggerate to make themselves look better....


Hook her, feed her a line, and try to sink her, then when it doesn't work, brag about the size of her flotation devices.....laugh
Oct 17, 2008 7:41 AM CST How to Win Friends....
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta249 Threads 28 Polls 18,518 Posts
Damn those flotation devices!!...they hook me every time!!

rolling on the floor laughing doh

gingerb: Hook her, feed her a line, and try to sink her, then when it doesn't work, brag about the size of her flotation devices.....
Oct 17, 2008 7:50 AM CST How to Win Friends....
jbibiza
jbibizajbibizaIbiza, Balearic Islands Spain133 Threads 6 Polls 7,679 Posts
Lagoona22: Damn those flotation devices!!...they hook me every time!!



laugh laugh You guys are sooooo easy...laugh
Oct 17, 2008 7:55 AM CST How to Win Friends....
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta249 Threads 28 Polls 18,518 Posts
I know...but will you love us in the morning, that's the question??

...I got hooked by a stunning set of flotation devices recently myself, but I think the owner is utterly oblivious to the fact that she has me in tow....by the time she reels me in, I probably won't be worth keeping...

laugh frustrated

jbibiza: You guys are sooooo easy...
Oct 17, 2008 8:02 AM CST How to Win Friends....
jbibiza
jbibizajbibizaIbiza, Balearic Islands Spain133 Threads 6 Polls 7,679 Posts
Lagoona22: I know...but will you love us in the morning, that's the question??

...I got hooked by a stunning set of flotation devices recently myself, but I think the owner is utterly oblivious to the fact that she has me in tow....by the time she reels me in, I probably won't be worth keeping...


If I didn´t love ya in the evening.... why would I love ya in the morning???laugh tongue

(make it good...) laugh hug
Oct 17, 2008 8:11 AM CST How to Win Friends....
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta249 Threads 28 Polls 18,518 Posts
Well exactly...what do you think the chase is all about??...it's every man's solemn and noble mission in life to endeavour to make it so good that you change your mind before the morning comes...
blushing


jbibiza: If I didn´t love ya in the evening.... why would I love ya in the morning???

(make it good...)
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