How to Win Friends.... (20)
Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 PostsI'm not winning here....every morning when I go for my swim, I piss off another fisherman...fact is, there are no fish big enough to catch anyway, and I'm only trying to help when I swim by, and shout out to them that I don't see a single fish that's worth the effort...you'd think they'd appreciate it...but no...
Lagoona22: you'd think they'd appreciate it...but no...
Loosers!
It becomes philosophical....why do men stand all day fishing, when time after time, they go home without a thing to show for it??...it's like the alcoholic's syndrome...to expect a different outcome from an exercise that always produces the same result is stupidity...innit?
Lagoona22: It becomes philosophical....why do men stand all day fishing, when time after time, they go home without a thing to show for it??...it's like the alcoholic's syndrome...to expect a different outcome from an exercise that always produces the same result is stupidity...innit?
Bit like... why some men go to the pub or club night after night, hoping to pull.... only to go home empty handed....
Confucious say no man need be empty-handed when he get home...
jbibiza: Bit like... why some men go to the pub or club night after night, hoping to pull.... only to go home empty handed....
Hi JB...seriously tho....maybe some men just love that time-honoured sport called "The Chase"....
jbibiza: Bit like... why some men go to the pub or club night after night, hoping to pull.... only to go home empty handed....
Lagoona22: Hi JB...seriously tho....maybe some men just love that time-honoured sport called "The Chase"....
It was all in good fun... I think most guys just enjoy hanging out with the lads and talking about it more then actually making any moves... that and sports...
I´ve seen many a lovely lady go quite unnoticed during a world cup... 
Lagoona22: Hi JB...seriously tho....maybe some men just love that time-honoured sport called "The Chase"....
Yeah, chasing and fishing are pretty similar........both leave you sitting there wondering why you threw back what you wanted in the first place.....
jbibiza: It was all in good fun... I think most guys just enjoy hanging out with the lads and talking about it more then actually making any moves... that and sports... I´ve seen many a lovely lady go quite unnoticed during a world cup...
World cup? Wazzat?
Is a cup size 'DD' world-cup size?
batting:
Yes...women and fishing have a lot in common...men spend a lot of their time day-dreaming about hooking "the big one".....and when they tell their buddies about it the next day, they always exaggerate to make themselves look better....
gingerb: Yeah, chasing and fishing are pretty similar........both leave you sitting there wondering why you threw back what you wanted in the first place.....
gingerb: Yeah, chasing and fishing are pretty similar........both leave you sitting there wondering why you threw back what you wanted in the first place.....
... I resemble that remark... I´ve thrown back a few keepers, the reasoning always seemed logical at the time... I need to stop analyzing so much......hmmmm...I mark that resemblence...I have thrown back way too many keepers as well...and now I think I'm fresh out of bait, to be honest....
jbibiza: ... I resemble that remark... I´ve thrown back a few keepers, the reasoning always seemed logical at the time... I need to stop analyzing so much...
Lagoona22: Yes...women and fishing have a lot in common...men spend a lot of their time day-dreaming about hooking "the big one".....and when they tell their buddies about it the next day, they always exaggerate to make themselves look better....
Hook her, feed her a line, and try to sink her, then when it doesn't work, brag about the size of her flotation devices.....
Damn those flotation devices!!...they hook me every time!!
gingerb: Hook her, feed her a line, and try to sink her, then when it doesn't work, brag about the size of her flotation devices.....
Lagoona22: Damn those flotation devices!!...they hook me every time!!
You guys are sooooo easy...I know...but will you love us in the morning, that's the question??
...I got hooked by a stunning set of flotation devices recently myself, but I think the owner is utterly oblivious to the fact that she has me in tow....by the time she reels me in, I probably won't be worth keeping...
...I got hooked by a stunning set of flotation devices recently myself, but I think the owner is utterly oblivious to the fact that she has me in tow....by the time she reels me in, I probably won't be worth keeping...
jbibiza: You guys are sooooo easy...
Lagoona22: I know...but will you love us in the morning, that's the question??
...I got hooked by a stunning set of flotation devices recently myself, but I think the owner is utterly oblivious to the fact that she has me in tow....by the time she reels me in, I probably won't be worth keeping...
...I got hooked by a stunning set of flotation devices recently myself, but I think the owner is utterly oblivious to the fact that she has me in tow....by the time she reels me in, I probably won't be worth keeping...
If I didn´t love ya in the evening.... why would I love ya in the morning???
(make it good...)
Well exactly...what do you think the chase is all about??...it's every man's solemn and noble mission in life to endeavour to make it so good that you change your mind before the morning comes...
jbibiza: If I didn´t love ya in the evening.... why would I love ya in the morning???
(make it good...)
(make it good...)
Lagoona22: Well exactly...what do you think the chase is all about??...it's every man's solemn and noble mission in life to endeavour to make it so good that you change your mind before the morning comes...
I was hoping for a blow by blow description... it´s been a while....
Lagoona22: I know...but will you love us in the morning, that's the question??
...I got hooked by a stunning set of flotation devices recently myself, but I think the owner is utterly oblivious to the fact that she has me in tow....by the time she reels me in, I probably won't be worth keeping...
...I got hooked by a stunning set of flotation devices recently myself, but I think the owner is utterly oblivious to the fact that she has me in tow....by the time she reels me in, I probably won't be worth keeping...
Oh dear....she's probably looking for better bait..
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