Desperate no more! :-) (33)
sweetowen: Yeah! It'd even have a handle on it so's ya don't slip into the water & drown!!
It's going to be able to hug him according to him , so he might want to watch out that she doesn't hold him under the water.
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Might want to becareful how hard he sqeezes it, It might fart and fly out a window 
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Dknew: Might want to becareful how hard he sqeezes it, It might fart and fly out a window
Psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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Dknew: Might want to becareful how hard he sqeezes it, It might fart and fly out a window
OMG!!!!!!!
You two are NOT RIGHT!!!!!!
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sweetowen: OMG!!!!!!!
You two are NOT RIGHT!!!!!!
The Fascinating Fun of SiliconeYou two are NOT RIGHT!!!!!!
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I want to see him laying there on a couch sick from a cold and screaming at that Dolly to get him some soup and an aspirin.
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sweetowen: OMG!!!!!!!
You two are NOT RIGHT!!!!!!
You two are NOT RIGHT!!!!!!
Then it's a good thing I never claimed to be
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RicoWest: After trying for a quarter of a century without success to find the right woman, I learned my lesson that I'm the only person on Earth who takes the search for love seriously.
Based on my experience with trying to start a singles club, I've decided to start saving money to buy myself a Realdoll. She will never abandon me and will always be available to give me hugs and reassurance. Even though she will be made of silicone rubber, she will give me more affection than I can ever get from a real woman. When I get old and die, I can will her to some young guy who really needs some affection. As for my house and my money, well... too bad! The state can take them for all I care.
So, this is the lesson to all you lonely women who are waiting for a nice guy to find you... you need to go out and grab him, unless you want to lose him to a 100-pound piece of rubber.
As for me, I'm permanently off the market. See ya!
You couldnt give her a name just REALDOLL? Therein lies the problemBased on my experience with trying to start a singles club, I've decided to start saving money to buy myself a Realdoll. She will never abandon me and will always be available to give me hugs and reassurance. Even though she will be made of silicone rubber, she will give me more affection than I can ever get from a real woman. When I get old and die, I can will her to some young guy who really needs some affection. As for my house and my money, well... too bad! The state can take them for all I care.
So, this is the lesson to all you lonely women who are waiting for a nice guy to find you... you need to go out and grab him, unless you want to lose him to a 100-pound piece of rubber.
As for me, I'm permanently off the market. See ya!
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kcjane: You couldnt give her a name just REALDOLL? Therein lies the problem
your a real doll, you georgia peach
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I'll take de legs from some old table
I'll take de arms from some old chair
I'll take de neck from some old bottle
And from a horse, I'll get de hair
Gonna take de hands and face from off de clock
And baby, when I am through,
I'll get mo' lovin' from dat dum-dum-dummy
Den I ever got from you.
---Louis Armstrong, "the Dummy Song"
I'll take de arms from some old chair
I'll take de neck from some old bottle
And from a horse, I'll get de hair
Gonna take de hands and face from off de clock
And baby, when I am through,
I'll get mo' lovin' from dat dum-dum-dummy
Den I ever got from you.
---Louis Armstrong, "the Dummy Song"
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Yeah! It'd even have a handle on it so's ya don't slip into the water & drown!!