Desperate no more! :-) (33)
Take care now. 
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Careful Vaseline eats rubber. Use proper lubricant.
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RicoWest: After trying for a quarter of a century without success to find the right woman, I learned my lesson that I'm the only person on Earth who takes the search for love seriously.
Based on my experience with trying to start a singles club, I've decided to start saving money to buy myself a Realdoll. She will never abandon me and will always be available to give me hugs and reassurance. Even though she will be made of silicone rubber, she will give me more affection than I can ever get from a real woman. When I get old and die, I can will her to some young guy who really needs some affection. As for my house and my money, well... too bad! The state can take them for all I care.
So, this is the lesson to all you lonely women who are waiting for a nice guy to find you... you need to go out and grab him, unless you want to lose him to a 100-pound piece of rubber.
As for me, I'm permanently off the market. See ya!
Based on my experience with trying to start a singles club, I've decided to start saving money to buy myself a Realdoll. She will never abandon me and will always be available to give me hugs and reassurance. Even though she will be made of silicone rubber, she will give me more affection than I can ever get from a real woman. When I get old and die, I can will her to some young guy who really needs some affection. As for my house and my money, well... too bad! The state can take them for all I care.
So, this is the lesson to all you lonely women who are waiting for a nice guy to find you... you need to go out and grab him, unless you want to lose him to a 100-pound piece of rubber.
As for me, I'm permanently off the market. See ya!
aus stello weugo!!
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mylifewithu: Careful Vaseline eats rubber. Use proper lubricant.
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LOL! You have fun with that ... 
You have fun with that ... ------ This thread is Archived ------
mylifewithu: Careful Vaseline eats rubber. Use proper lubricant.
You sound like a Trojan box!!
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"Even though she will be made of silicone rubber, she will give me more affection than I can ever get from a real woman."
Personally, I'de miss the challenge of getting by all the yammering ear-ache before gettin some ...
Personally, I'de miss the challenge of getting by all the yammering ear-ache before gettin some ...
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RedHeadedTaurus: LOL! You have fun with that ...
We're going to hell.
You too, Ship.
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lusciousmile: We're going to hell.
You too, Ship.
You too, Ship.
What ... ?I really do want him to have fun.
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sweetowen: You sound like a Trojan box!!
I think that's where that idea actually came from. 
But if his doll is silicone, then it shouldn't break down from vaseline. But salvia might over time. So he might want to watch licking or spitting on the dolly.
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mylifewithu: I think that's where that idea actually came from.
But if his doll is silicone, then it shouldn't break down from vaseline. But salvia might over time. So he might want to watch licking or spitting on the dolly.
But if his doll is silicone, then it shouldn't break down from vaseline. But salvia might over time. So he might want to watch licking or spitting on the dolly.
My cheeks hurt!! STOP!!!
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RicoWest: After trying for a quarter of a century without success to find the right woman, I learned my lesson that I'm the only person on Earth who takes the search for love seriously.
Based on my experience with trying to start a singles club, I've decided to start saving money to buy myself a Realdoll. She will never abandon me and will always be available to give me hugs and reassurance. Even though she will be made of silicone rubber, she will give me more affection than I can ever get from a real woman. When I get old and die, I can will her to some young guy who really needs some affection. As for my house and my money, well... too bad! The state can take them for all I care.
So, this is the lesson to all you lonely women who are waiting for a nice guy to find you... you need to go out and grab him, unless you want to lose him to a 100-pound piece of rubber.
As for me, I'm permanently off the market. See ya!
Based on my experience with trying to start a singles club, I've decided to start saving money to buy myself a Realdoll. She will never abandon me and will always be available to give me hugs and reassurance. Even though she will be made of silicone rubber, she will give me more affection than I can ever get from a real woman. When I get old and die, I can will her to some young guy who really needs some affection. As for my house and my money, well... too bad! The state can take them for all I care.
So, this is the lesson to all you lonely women who are waiting for a nice guy to find you... you need to go out and grab him, unless you want to lose him to a 100-pound piece of rubber.
As for me, I'm permanently off the market. See ya!
Gee I'm glad you think that one tiny area of the world who didn't want a singles club represents all men and women who are looking for love as not being serious....
HMMMMMMMMMM....with generalizations like that I can see why you're still single...and I suppose you also think that most people live in beach houses located along a beautiful coastline too just because people in California do!!!!!!!Try getting off your street and out into the real world some time!!!!!
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yeeah!! but can she bake a berry pie!!!????
errrm= not the same rico- not the same . there are no 'butterflies' with a rubber doll whether male or female
errrm= not the same rico- not the same . there are no 'butterflies' with a rubber doll whether male or female
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jampet: yeeah!! but can she bake a berry pie!!!???? errrm= not the same rico- not the same . there are no 'butterflies' with a rubber doll whether male or female
can she bake a berry pie!!!????
very well very well
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sweetowen: My cheeks hurt!! STOP!!!
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jampet: yeeah!! but can she bake a berry pie!!!???? errrm= not the same rico- not the same . there are no 'butterflies' with a rubber doll whether male or female
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mylifewithu: Just think he can do cheap plastic surgery on her with a tube of silicone caulking.
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I just thought of another use for her, she can be a flotation device for him to go floating in the ocean. Hey I might get me one only in a Male version, Hmmmm.
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hey ladies
no one interested in fixin the poor man?
standing up for womankind?
comforting him?
no one interested in fixin the poor man?
standing up for womankind?
comforting him?
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Based on my experience with trying to start a singles club, I've decided to start saving money to buy myself a Realdoll. She will never abandon me and will always be available to give me hugs and reassurance. Even though she will be made of silicone rubber, she will give me more affection than I can ever get from a real woman. When I get old and die, I can will her to some young guy who really needs some affection. As for my house and my money, well... too bad! The state can take them for all I care.
So, this is the lesson to all you lonely women who are waiting for a nice guy to find you... you need to go out and grab him, unless you want to lose him to a 100-pound piece of rubber.
As for me, I'm permanently off the market. See ya!