lol this just came into my mail too funny remember did not tell it just passed it on we need a laugh ( Archived) (20)

> > A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new
> > procedure called 'The Knob', where a small knob is
> > placed at the top of the woman's head and could be
> > turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a
> > brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted 'The
> > Knob'.
> > Over the course of years, the woman tightened the knob and
> > the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking
> > and vibrant.
> >
> > After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon
> > with two problems. 'All these years, everything has
> > been working just fine'.
> > I've had to turn the knob many times and I've
> > always loved the results. But now I've d eveloped two
> > annoying problems: First, I have these
> > terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid
> > of them.
> > The doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those
> > aren't bags, those are your breasts'.
> > She said, 'Well, I guess there's no point in asking
> > about the goatee'.

Oh boy this one is baaaaaaaad lol

Oh man.

Happy.... St Paddy's Day ...

Boy I am so lucky I can entertain myself.
Digging up some of these made me laugh again.
Had to dig some up as my friends tell me to send them some.

There are sooo many more out there.

Happy St. Patrick to you too gooddogman

...cat