OK, ducks are out, women are in. Maybe that's why I'm alone. Been spending too much time obsessing over ducks. I'm not a duck, I'm a human being. Ahhh, I get it now. Been wasting all this time with assorted animals, when it's women I really want. Well, money too. Women with money would be nice. Women with money and a duck may be the ultimate. But there I go again. No more ducks. I now am a "Duck Free Zone". Paws
Ducks Anonymous. There must be one somewhere. No more ducks please. I've turned a new leaf, started on a new path....and 28 more cliches from which I'll spare you. Paws
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