Let Mom Help (21)
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It seems she wanted some sausage to go with the pasta 
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OMG . This one is halarious, thanks Des
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Like it
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Des, you have way too much free time.
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Indyfella: Des, you have way too much free time.
Indy you are so right
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desmond: Indy you are so right
Well Des, I'm not totally stupid. Just partially
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Indyfella: Des, you have way too much free time.
Yes that's true , Cause Des has been flowering hisself.
Sorry to tattle Des
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mylifewithu: Yes that's true , Cause Des has been flowering hisself. Sorry to tattle Des
Yes and I am not having no luck
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desmond: Yes and I am not having no luck I flower Indy then.
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mylifewithu: He might like that.
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desmond: I am afraid of that
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mylifewithu: Then you better Run
I have to rename the thread help des
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So the seven dwarfs go to a convent in Newfoundland. Dopey knocks on the doors and asks mother superior if there are any dwarf nuns in Newfound, and she says, No Dopey there are no dwarf nuns in Newfoundland.
The next day, Dopey knocks on the door again and asks the mother superior if there are any dwarf nuns in all of Canada. She replies that there are no dwarf nuns in all of Canada.
On the third day, Dopey shows up at the convent, knocks on the door and asks mother superior if there are any dwarf nuns in North America. She replies that there are no dwarf nuns in all of North America, and the other six dwarfs start laughing and singing......
Dopey f*#ked a penguin, Dopey f*#ked a penguin.
The next day, Dopey knocks on the door again and asks the mother superior if there are any dwarf nuns in all of Canada. She replies that there are no dwarf nuns in all of Canada.
On the third day, Dopey shows up at the convent, knocks on the door and asks mother superior if there are any dwarf nuns in North America. She replies that there are no dwarf nuns in all of North America, and the other six dwarfs start laughing and singing......
Dopey f*#ked a penguin, Dopey f*#ked a penguin.
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So up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest."
"Don't worry, Maria," says the mother," all good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you."
So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!"
"Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you."
So up she went again. When she got up there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!"
"Stay here and stir the pasta," says the mother.
"This is a job for Mama."