and then.....? (33)
guiriman: so it's christmas....i put on my black jeans..armani white t-shirt...leather shoes, clean...maybe not white...socks and armani jacket sleeves rolled up garret fashion... i do the italian strut that some friends here are teaching me ... and there she is...sitting at the bar..wearing her little black number.. drinking some fancy cocktail..maybe 'screwed up tight and ready to pounce' or some such drink..i wanna talk to her....
what do you say??? how cool you got to act??? are there any 'no no's'?
what do you say??? how cool you got to act??? are there any 'no no's'?
Guri listen..motor bike boots, white T-shirt, dirty blue jeans
Guri listen..It's Italy where you live whats the problem..
Lagoona22: Scrap the bike, the kit, and the socks...it's all in the line that you pitch, and the aura that you project...apart from that, it's all in your eyes...if you have the right intro, the right focus, you can get just about any woman into a conversation, believe me...if I can do it, then anybody can....I have the secret, but it's gonna cost ya...ha!!
ok how much?? remember, i'm a poor teacher... :pitifulemoticon:...:beggingforthewisdom:....
yeah right...
Lagoona22: Scrap the bike, the kit, and the socks...it's all in the line that you pitch, and the aura that you project...apart from that, it's all in your eyes...if you have the right intro, the right focus, you can get just about any woman into a conversation, believe me...if I can do it, then anybody can....I have the secret, but it's gonna cost ya...ha!!
Guri...listen to Lagoona..he might have a few years on me...listen to him...
MARTI: yeah right...
sorry guiriman, was only referring to Mr. lago himself..he thinks he knows it all..haaahaaahaa!!
and then.....? and then.....? and then.....?and then..... Along Came Jones
The Coasters,
plopped down in my easy chair and I turned on Channel 2
A bad gunslinger called Salty Sam was chasin' poor Sweet Sue
He trapped her in the old sawmill and said with an evil eye
He said if you don't give me the deed to your ranch
I'll saw you all in half
And then he grabbed her and then
He tied her up and then
He turned on the buzzsaw and then and then
And then along came Jones
Tall thin Jones
Slow walkin' Jones
Slow talkin' Jones
Along came long lean lanky Jones
Commercial came on so I got up to get myself a snack
You should've seen what was goin' on by the time that I got back
Down in the old abandoned mine Sweet Sue was havin' fits
That villain said give me the deed to your ranch
Or I'll blow you all to bits
And then he grabbed her and then
He tied her up and then
He lit the fuse to the dynamite and then and then
And then along came Jones
Tall thin Jones
Slow walkin' Jones
Slow talkin' Jones
Along came long lean lanky Jones
I got so bugged I turned it off and turned on another show
But there was the same old shoot 'em up and the same old rodeo
Salty Sam was tryin' to stuff Sweet Sue in a burlap sack
He said if you don't give me the deed to your ranch
I'm gonna throw you on the railroad tracks
And then he grabbed her and then
He tied her up and then
He threw her on the railroad tracks and then
A train started comin' and then and then
And then along came Jones
Tall thin Jones
Slow walkin' Jones
Slow talkin' Jones
Along came long lean lanky Jones
Along came long lean lanky Jones
The Coasters,
plopped down in my easy chair and I turned on Channel 2
A bad gunslinger called Salty Sam was chasin' poor Sweet Sue
He trapped her in the old sawmill and said with an evil eye
He said if you don't give me the deed to your ranch
I'll saw you all in half
And then he grabbed her and then
He tied her up and then
He turned on the buzzsaw and then and then
And then along came Jones
Tall thin Jones
Slow walkin' Jones
Slow talkin' Jones
Along came long lean lanky Jones
Commercial came on so I got up to get myself a snack
You should've seen what was goin' on by the time that I got back
Down in the old abandoned mine Sweet Sue was havin' fits
That villain said give me the deed to your ranch
Or I'll blow you all to bits
And then he grabbed her and then
He tied her up and then
He lit the fuse to the dynamite and then and then
And then along came Jones
Tall thin Jones
Slow walkin' Jones
Slow talkin' Jones
Along came long lean lanky Jones
I got so bugged I turned it off and turned on another show
But there was the same old shoot 'em up and the same old rodeo
Salty Sam was tryin' to stuff Sweet Sue in a burlap sack
He said if you don't give me the deed to your ranch
I'm gonna throw you on the railroad tracks
And then he grabbed her and then
He tied her up and then
He threw her on the railroad tracks and then
A train started comin' and then and then
And then along came Jones
Tall thin Jones
Slow walkin' Jones
Slow talkin' Jones
Along came long lean lanky Jones
Along came long lean lanky Jones
Conrad73: and then.....? and then.....? and then.....?and then..... Along Came Jones
The Coasters,
plopped down in my easy chair and I turned on Channel 2
A bad gunslinger called Salty Sam was chasin' poor Sweet Sue
He trapped her in the old sawmill and said with an evil eye
He said if you don't give me the deed to your ranch
I'll saw you all in half
And then he grabbed her and then
He tied her up and then
He turned on the buzzsaw and then and then
And then along came Jones
Tall thin Jones
Slow walkin' Jones
Slow talkin' Jones
Along came long lean lanky Jones
The Coasters,
plopped down in my easy chair and I turned on Channel 2
A bad gunslinger called Salty Sam was chasin' poor Sweet Sue
He trapped her in the old sawmill and said with an evil eye
He said if you don't give me the deed to your ranch
I'll saw you all in half
And then he grabbed her and then
He tied her up and then
He turned on the buzzsaw and then and then
And then along came Jones
Tall thin Jones
Slow walkin' Jones
Slow talkin' Jones
Along came long lean lanky Jones
hi conrad
some great advice there....so i should go tie her up? sounds like a good plan to me..... 
phoenix: Guri...listen to Lagoona..he might have a few years on me...listen to him...
now you tell me...
i've been out back rolling in the mud with my jeans on....
Conrad73: and then.....? and then.....? and then.....?and then..... Along Came Jones
The Coasters,
plopped down in my easy chair and I turned on Channel 2
A bad gunslinger called Salty Sam was chasin' poor Sweet Sue
He trapped her in the old sawmill and said with an evil eye
He said if you don't give me the deed to your ranch
I'll saw you all in half
And then he grabbed her and then
He tied her up and then
He turned on the buzzsaw and then and then
And then along came Jones
Tall thin Jones
Slow walkin' Jones
Slow talkin' Jones
Along came long lean lanky Jones
Commercial came on so I got up to get myself a snack
You should've seen what was goin' on by the time that I got back
Down in the old abandoned mine Sweet Sue was havin' fits
That villain said give me the deed to your ranch
Or I'll blow you all to bits
And then he grabbed her and then
He tied her up and then
He lit the fuse to the dynamite and then and then
And then along came Jones
Tall thin Jones
Slow walkin' Jones
Slow talkin' Jones
Along came long lean lanky Jones
I got so bugged I turned it off and turned on another show
But there was the same old shoot 'em up and the same old rodeo
Salty Sam was tryin' to stuff Sweet Sue in a burlap sack
He said if you don't give me the deed to your ranch
I'm gonna throw you on the railroad tracks
And then he grabbed her and then
He tied her up and then
He threw her on the railroad tracks and then
A train started comin' and then and then
And then along came Jones
Tall thin Jones
Slow walkin' Jones
Slow talkin' Jones
Along came long lean lanky Jones
Along came long lean lanky Jones
The Coasters,
plopped down in my easy chair and I turned on Channel 2
A bad gunslinger called Salty Sam was chasin' poor Sweet Sue
He trapped her in the old sawmill and said with an evil eye
He said if you don't give me the deed to your ranch
I'll saw you all in half
And then he grabbed her and then
He tied her up and then
He turned on the buzzsaw and then and then
And then along came Jones
Tall thin Jones
Slow walkin' Jones
Slow talkin' Jones
Along came long lean lanky Jones
Commercial came on so I got up to get myself a snack
You should've seen what was goin' on by the time that I got back
Down in the old abandoned mine Sweet Sue was havin' fits
That villain said give me the deed to your ranch
Or I'll blow you all to bits
And then he grabbed her and then
He tied her up and then
He lit the fuse to the dynamite and then and then
And then along came Jones
Tall thin Jones
Slow walkin' Jones
Slow talkin' Jones
Along came long lean lanky Jones
I got so bugged I turned it off and turned on another show
But there was the same old shoot 'em up and the same old rodeo
Salty Sam was tryin' to stuff Sweet Sue in a burlap sack
He said if you don't give me the deed to your ranch
I'm gonna throw you on the railroad tracks
And then he grabbed her and then
He tied her up and then
He threw her on the railroad tracks and then
A train started comin' and then and then
And then along came Jones
Tall thin Jones
Slow walkin' Jones
Slow talkin' Jones
Along came long lean lanky Jones
Along came long lean lanky Jones
First time i heard that was by ray stevens...excellent conrad...excellent..
guiriman: hi conrad some great advice there....so i should go tie her up? sounds like a good plan to me.....
HI conrad...
ref Along came jones..I was 14 when i first heard it by ray stevens...it was a double album...my Mummy bought me a Stan Freeberg bit of wax at the same time....
But jones came along in the nick of time...........................guri there's hope for you.............................
ref Along came jones..I was 14 when i first heard it by ray stevens...it was a double album...my Mummy bought me a Stan Freeberg bit of wax at the same time....
But jones came along in the nick of time...........................guri there's hope for you.............................
Lagoona22: Exactly....the blonde can be as dumb as she likes, but if she's gorgeous she will have a swarm of guys round her like moths to a flame....men are so stupid...we should be punished...
beat me...oh beat me!!...
beat me...oh beat me!!...
I recently realized I am the same.
There are stupid idea to say intellect, brain, eyes, bla bla are more important than look.
Am I right?
What do you do at this hour? No sleep?
At this hour???...it's past 8!!...virtually midday!!!....good grief!!...work to be done my dear...
Mirodenia: I recently realized I am the same.
There are stupid idea to say intellect, brain, eyes, bla bla are more important than look.
Am I right?
What do you do at this hour? No sleep?
There are stupid idea to say intellect, brain, eyes, bla bla are more important than look.
Am I right?
What do you do at this hour? No sleep?
Guiri is sleeping now (I assume).
Marti & Lago, how are you today?
Beauty and smart both of you.
Marti & Lago, how are you today?
Beauty and smart both of you.
Marti is beautiful....I guess that means I must be smart....ok, I can live with that...!!
Mirodenia: Guiri is sleeping now (I assume).
Marti & Lago, how are you today?
Beauty and smart both of you.
Marti & Lago, how are you today?
Beauty and smart both of you.
guiriman: so it's christmas....i put on my black jeans..armani white t-shirt...leather shoes, clean...maybe not white...socks and armani jacket sleeves rolled up garret fashion... i do the italian strut that some friends here are teaching me ... and there she is...sitting at the bar..wearing her little black number.. drinking some fancy cocktail..maybe 'screwed up tight and ready to pounce' or some such drink..i wanna talk to her....
Well why dont you go to a bar dressed in fancy dress let me see ..winne the poo would be a good image
what do you say??? how cool you got to act??? are there any 'no no's'?
Well why dont you go to a bar dressed in fancy dress let me see ..winne the poo would be a good image
what do you say??? how cool you got to act??? are there any 'no no's'?
i am sure that you will get lots of women coming up to you 
Lagoona22: Marti is beautiful....I guess that means I must be smart....ok, I can live with that...!!
Oh....
Both of you I said.
hey the first part of my text did not get put down ......was meant to read like this
go to a bar dressed in fancy dress .....winnie the poo should do fine i am sure that will get lots of women coming up to you
......was meant to read like this go to a bar dressed in fancy dress .....winnie the poo should do fine
i am sure that will get lots of women coming up to you Mirodenia: Guiri is sleeping now (I assume).
Marti & Lago, how are you today?
Beauty and smart both of you.
Marti & Lago, how are you today?
Beauty and smart both of you.
Good morning to you gorgeous Miro.
I feel fine even though i have to work this morning. Then i meet my friends for a long chat, gossip and coffees...
More Threads
What happened to CS while i was away.. (Long time)
Kultur-multur
Karen McDougal - Playmate Model will testify in Hush Money Trial
Democrats destroyed America
Would you hire this guy - for any job?
Are the ads on here as phony as some of the profiles?
your favorite topic?
beauty of the heart
The GOP Representatives owned by Vladimir Putin
Unions support Democrats!
More Threads
Report threads that break rules, are offensive, or contain fighting. Staff may not be aware of the forum abuse, and cannot do anything about it unless you tell us about it. click to report forum abuse »
If one of the comments is offensive, please report the comment instead (there is a link in each comment to report it).
If one of the comments is offensive, please report the comment instead (there is a link in each comment to report it).
Stats for this Thread
1,478 Views
32 Comments
in EU Forums
Created: Nov 2008
Last Viewed: Apr 21
Last Commented: Nov 2008
0 Likes
Related Forums
- What happened to CS while i was away.. (Long time)
- Kultur-multur
- Karen McDougal - Playmate Model will testify in Hush Money Trial
- Democrats destroyed America
- Would you hire this guy - for any job?
- Are the ads on here as phony as some of the profiles?
- your favorite topic?
- beauty of the heart
- The GOP Representatives owned by Vladimir Putin
- Unions support Democrats!
what do you say??? how cool you got to act??? are there any 'no no's'?