Healing service..... (8)
nothing wrong with a little rigor-mortis 
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Karma3: A middle aged couple was attending a healing service at their local
church.
The Pastor announced that people with any afflictions to their body
should lay their right hands over the part of the body that was
affected, so that he could say a special prayer for specified organ or
limb.
The lady put her hand across her chest because of her weak heart
and closed her eyes. Suddenly, she wondered where her husband had placed his hand. She sat up, opened her eyes, and, turning her head, she saw him laying his hand across his crotch. Immediately, she tapped him on the arm and remarked, "the Pastor is healing the sick, not raising the dead!"
church.
The Pastor announced that people with any afflictions to their body
should lay their right hands over the part of the body that was
affected, so that he could say a special prayer for specified organ or
limb.
The lady put her hand across her chest because of her weak heart
and closed her eyes. Suddenly, she wondered where her husband had placed his hand. She sat up, opened her eyes, and, turning her head, she saw him laying his hand across his crotch. Immediately, she tapped him on the arm and remarked, "the Pastor is healing the sick, not raising the dead!"
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Karma3: A middle aged couple was attending a healing service at their local
church.
The Pastor announced that people with any afflictions to their body
should lay their right hands over the part of the body that was
affected, so that he could say a special prayer for specified organ or
limb.
The lady put her hand across her chest because of her weak heart
and closed her eyes. Suddenly, she wondered where her husband had placed his hand. She sat up, opened her eyes, and, turning her head, she saw him laying his hand across his crotch. Immediately, she tapped him on the arm and remarked, "the Pastor is healing the sick, not raising the dead!"
church.
The Pastor announced that people with any afflictions to their body
should lay their right hands over the part of the body that was
affected, so that he could say a special prayer for specified organ or
limb.
The lady put her hand across her chest because of her weak heart
and closed her eyes. Suddenly, she wondered where her husband had placed his hand. She sat up, opened her eyes, and, turning her head, she saw him laying his hand across his crotch. Immediately, she tapped him on the arm and remarked, "the Pastor is healing the sick, not raising the dead!"
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fromdusktildawn: nothing wrong with a little rigor-mortis
True! True! Although I thought that only happened with bone not muscle.
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hmmm
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Karma3: True! True! Although I thought that only happened with bone not muscle.
Its the muscles and only last a short time, there is a natural tention betwine oposing muscles the stronger muscles pull harder and contort the body , within three days they release.
Dennis , forgive me for being morbid,,,,, literaly
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church.
The Pastor announced that people with any afflictions to their body
should lay their right hands over the part of the body that was
affected, so that he could say a special prayer for specified organ or
limb.
The lady put her hand across her chest because of her weak heart
and closed her eyes. Suddenly, she wondered where her husband had placed his hand. She sat up, opened her eyes, and, turning her head, she saw him laying his hand across his crotch. Immediately, she tapped him on the arm and remarked, "the Pastor is healing the sick, not raising the dead!"