Ok..... American jokes are typically like this "Mislead someone and then take them by surprise with a comment" such as, **All of this is misleading** Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. **Now surprise** She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
a common dilemma even for those of us that do understand... some jokes just are not funny ... why laugh ... just make a quizzical look and talk about the weather or something...
if one feels that there is something of value to be had in understanding ... then just ask (a friend preferably) ..."what is so funny about that"
of course too much information may be good or bad...
*open an insight into the teller of the joke ... scary.
*reveal a trait about a culture that thrives on making light of its flaws.
*lighten the heaviness of the craziness all around.
a common dilemma even for those of us that do understand... some jokes just are not funny ... why laugh ... just make a quizzical look and talk about the weather or something...
if one feels that there is something of value to be had in understanding ... then just ask (a friend preferably) ..."what is so funny about that"
of course too much information may be good or bad...
*open an insight into the teller of the joke ... scary.
*reveal a trait about a culture that thrives on making light of its flaws.
*lighten the heaviness of the craziness all around.
fromdusktildawn: Ok..... American jokes are typically like this "Mislead someone and then take them by surprise with a comment" such as, **All of this is misleading** Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. **Now surprise** She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
Ok. I understood this one:
She expecting present which cost from 0-200 (Am I right?)
The maltese sense of humour is much easier to get around....closer to the eastern european model...I suggest you relocate...try Malta, you'll be laughing your head off in no time...
tanja_70: As much as I try…….that is out of my power to understand some “idioms” which seam like jokes.
And if I understand them some of them are not funny for me.
Lagoona22: The maltese sense of humour is much easier to get around....closer to the eastern european model...I suggest you relocate...try Malta, you'll be laughing your head off in no time...
I relocated from Eastern Europe in USA about one year ago, and now I should do it again
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And if I understand them some of them are not funny for me.
What I should to do?