Worst date ever...... ( Archived) (11)

WORST FIRST DATE STORY EVER
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> If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down

> when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first

> date or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.

>

> Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date

> that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date

> experience.

>

> There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!

>

> She said it was midwinter...Snowing and quite cold... and the guy had

> taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah .

>

> It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and had

> never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they

> were headed home late that afternoon.

>

> They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to

> realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an

> hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere!

> Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while.

> Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a

> point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside

> the road, or it would be the front seat of his car

>

> They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants

> down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she

> let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her

> companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed

> was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think

> about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of

> the situation.

>

> Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As

> she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks

> were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to

> poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh

> from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new

> problem, due to the extreme cold.

>

> Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she

> answered her date's concerns about' what is taking so long' with a reply

> that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some

> assistance! He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her

> sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out

> laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to

> compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma.

> Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with

> a real problem.

>

> Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from

> the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the

> predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only

> one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first time

> date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.

>

> As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize

> hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down. 'And you thought your

> first date was embarrassing.

> Jay Leno's comment...'This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed

> off.'

>

> Oh and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was

> sitting next to her on the Leno show.

>

OMG!!!!!!!! Talk about an unusual way to snag a husband....

At least he was a smart man, he saved her, how romantic.

I remember watching that show when they told it...it's still just as funny!

yeah!! women will do anything to snag a nice guy!...I say piss on her!!

They say its better to be pissed on than pissed off......I think I'd have to rethink that though!

Wow and I thought I had a bad dates