TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE ( Archived) (14)

Dec 10, 2008 4:22 AM CST TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
trish123
trish123trish123Macclesfield, Cheshire, England UK177 Threads 4 Polls 13,724 Posts
1 .. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.

2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.

10... Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.

13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

16.. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!

17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

18 . Procrastinate Now!

19.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?

20.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

21.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

22.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

23..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

24 .. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.

25.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

26 .. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

27.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.

28.. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

29.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.



Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends!

Life is too short and friends are too few!
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Dec 10, 2008 4:28 AM CST TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
Olsojente
OlsojenteOlsojenteOslo/Zadar, Oslo Norway51 Threads 5 Polls 5,070 Posts
Good ones!!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing





wave
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Dec 10, 2008 4:29 AM CST TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
vinny1967
vinny1967vinny1967Dublin, Cork Ireland131 Threads 7 Polls 11,475 Posts
Love it especially nr 4.

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 10, 2008 4:30 AM CST TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
Chris1966
Chris1966Chris1966Atlantic City, New Jersey USA5 Threads 65 Posts
I enjoyed that and I think I'll copy it for myself. You're check is in the mail. head banger
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Dec 10, 2008 4:33 AM CST TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
trish123
trish123trish123Macclesfield, Cheshire, England UK177 Threads 4 Polls 13,724 Posts
Olsojente: Good ones!!!


They made me chuckle too - thanks laugh wave
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Dec 10, 2008 4:37 AM CST TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
pretzelman
pretzelmanpretzelmanLas Vegas, Nevada USA43 Threads 1 Polls 2,956 Posts
doh Sorry, I thought this was the cocaine thread!!

<----------moping mumbling mumbling
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Dec 10, 2008 4:40 AM CST TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
xoredheadxo
xoredheadxoxoredheadxoMorgantown, West Virginia USA14 Threads 1,179 Posts
These were really good....thanks for sharing!!! hug
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Dec 10, 2008 4:41 AM CST TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
trish123
trish123trish123Macclesfield, Cheshire, England UK177 Threads 4 Polls 13,724 Posts
pretzelman: Sorry, I thought this was the cocaine thread!!

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never mind Shippy, just smile laugh

29.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
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Dec 10, 2008 4:42 AM CST TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
pretzelman
pretzelmanpretzelmanLas Vegas, Nevada USA43 Threads 1 Polls 2,956 Posts
trish123: never mind Shippy, just smile

29.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
grin
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Dec 10, 2008 5:35 AM CST TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
catwomen64
catwomen64catwomen64somewhere, New Jersey USA15 Threads 1,628 Posts
Too cute Im number 1 all the way!
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Dec 10, 2008 6:00 AM CST TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
Thanks Trish..

I needed that smile.

hug
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Dec 10, 2008 7:43 AM CST TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
hopefloats
hopefloatshopefloatsSlim's Lady, Tennessee USA51 Threads 6,660 Posts
Great post!dancing

Have a good one,
Merky
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Dec 10, 2008 7:48 AM CST TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
jbibiza
jbibizajbibizaCasinos, Valencia Spain94 Threads 4 Polls 4,914 Posts
laugh rolling on the floor laughing I loved those... I kept trying to pick favorites, but I couldn´t... they were all so apt! laugh
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Dec 10, 2008 9:27 AM CST TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
pretzelman
pretzelmanpretzelmanLas Vegas, Nevada USA43 Threads 1 Polls 2,956 Posts
trish123: never mind Shippy, just smile

29.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.



well...it did say 29 LINES to make you smilewow
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