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Jan 5, 2009 9:32 PM CST Man run over by a dog in car!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
The poor man lived. The man was working inside the car and his dog run over the top of him and licked him in the face. When are these things going to stop! grin


There was a fight at the laundry today! Washing machine beat the snot out of a hankie!







REMEMBER ANY OF THOSE STUPID THINGS WE AS KIDS LIKED SO WELL!





There was a murder today at the preachers house. The preacher choked his lawn mower!
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Jan 5, 2009 9:36 PM CST Man run over by a dog in car!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
Thanks Len I needed the laughrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wave
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Jan 5, 2009 9:41 PM CST Man run over by a dog in car!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
mylifewithu: Thanks Len I needed the laugh



A drunk threw a case of beer in on top of a baby in the back seat of the car. The baby was OK......it was light beer!rolling on the floor laughing





Don't you know any.
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Jan 5, 2009 9:44 PM CST Man run over by a dog in car!
tipaly81
tipaly81tipaly81Moscow, Idaho USA56 Threads 15 Polls 950 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: The poor man lived. The man was working inside the car and his dog run over the top of him and licked him in the face. When are these things going to stop! There was a fight at the laundry today! Washing machine beat the snot out of a hankie!

REMEMBER ANY OF THOSE STUPID THINGS WE AS KIDS LIKED SO WELL!There was a murder today at the preachers house. The preacher choked his lawn mower!


doh Silly, just plan silly . . . rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 5, 2009 9:45 PM CST Man run over by a dog in car!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: A drunk threw a case of beer in on top of a baby in the back seat of the car. The baby was OK......it was light beer! Don't you know any.
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Actually I don't remember any, sorry.hug laugh doh
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Jan 5, 2009 9:53 PM CST Man run over by a dog in car!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
The one I like the best to pull as a kid in the South.

I would tell Grandma, "Did you here that a preacher's wife here in town had a black baby."

She was all ready to hear all the juicy details. "REALLY! WHO WAS IT!"

"Preacher Jackson's wife!!" (black preacher)

She would say, "uhhh! Get out of here!" and give me a swat on the butt."


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 5, 2009 9:57 PM CST Man run over by a dog in car!
SWFinMA30
SWFinMA30SWFinMA30Taunton, Massachusetts USA4 Threads 37 Posts
The body of a man was found under his kitchen table in a pool of milk with a spoon shoved down his throat.













You guessed it! The cereal killer struck again!
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Jan 5, 2009 10:07 PM CST Man run over by a dog in car!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
SWFinMA30: The body of a man was found under his kitchen table in a pool of milk with a spoon shoved down his throat.

You guessed it! The cereal killer struck again!



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing





One fer da country folks! Dar was a bad axedent! Minnie Pearl slept with Hank Snow an frooze to death!
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Jan 5, 2009 10:17 PM CST Man run over by a dog in car!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
Good night! I'm sick! later!wave
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Jan 9, 2009 5:11 PM CST Man run over by a dog in car!
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 9, 2009 5:16 PM CST Man run over by a dog in car!
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: Good night! I'm sick! later!


That, my twisted friend, I can't argue with. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

On a more serious note, I hope you feel better soon, Rilly. hug
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