females at work? ( Archived) (75)

Jan 6, 2009 1:13 PM CST females at work?
2enopaC
2enopaC2enopaCSt.Albans, Hertfordshire, England UK4 Threads 9 Posts
My friend!! It’s like hell working a place where there ain’t females around!!. These creatures are special with their kinds and do magical to men just by simply looking at them. A simple smile from a female makes your day!!!. A simple talk to a female and you drop the stress, a simple look at females body and you are as strong as ANTAR, ready to work another 24 hours

Now, what would you call this?. Why female’s presents at work and many places makes your life better?. What is it that takes men’s soul towards these females and make a man happy?.

I really don’t know but even when we hear females talk outside your office and you are happy!!... A female talks to you on the phone and you are happy..A female serve you a coffee and you are happy!!!... It’s like Sommerauer71!! She always makes me happy , don’t even know her, how ugly she could be but her wording here gives me a smile. I can even image how she looks like!! I mean imagining of an old nanny without teeth.. I am sure she’s not old and perhaps she is a beautiful female but what can I do!! That’s how my imagination taken me towards her. Sorry Sommerauer71 but it’s not me, it’s my imagination.Taking Hugz_n_Kissez!! My imagination says she’s a FAT lady, huge foot but has a beautiful smile!!!. I always imagining her smiling and looks down!! I don’t even know why. I imagine laura225 to have the longest nose, and long fingers, one eyed lady and does not like me a lot. I really don’t know why but they all make me happy just by simply getting their nice words here.

One problem though!! How would it be if a female is your boss?. OK, not a nice boss but the one that naturally dislike you?. Believe me, there females out there who would simply dislike a man for no reason. Now if this female is your boss then you are in big trouble coz she’ll always pick on you and make your life very unpleasant.. Never pray to have a female boss in your life but other than that we can all together pray to have colleagues females. and don’t forget to ask for good looking one, also ask for those who do take regular birth in the morning and apply good perfume b4 coming to work.. I know most female do but some tend to forget taking birth in the morning then you can smell the bad side. Horrible smell I can tell you but other than that I really think it’s cool having females at work with us
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Jan 6, 2009 1:23 PM CST females at work?
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
2enopaC: My friend!! It’s like hell working a place where there ain’t females around!!. These creatures are special with their kinds and do magical to men just by simply looking at them. A simple smile from a female makes your day!!!. A simple talk to a female and you drop the stress, a simple look at females body and you are as strong as ANTAR, ready to work another 24 hours

Now, what would you call this?. Why female’s presents at work and many places makes your life better?. What is it that takes men’s soul towards these females and make a man happy?.

I really don’t know but even when we hear females talk outside your office and you are happy!!... A female talks to you on the phone and you are happy..A female serve you a coffee and you are happy!!!... It’s like Sommerauer71!! She always makes me happy , don’t even know her, how ugly she could be but her wording here gives me a smile. I can even image how she looks like!! I mean imagining of an old nanny without teeth.. I am sure she’s not old and perhaps she is a beautiful female but what can I do!! That’s how my imagination taken me towards her. Sorry Sommerauer71 but it’s not me, it’s my imagination.Taking Hugz_n_Kissez!! My imagination says she’s a FAT lady, huge foot but has a beautiful smile!!!. I always imagining her smiling and looks down!! I don’t even know why. I imagine laura225 to have the longest nose, and long fingers, one eyed lady and does not like me a lot. I really don’t know why but they all make me happy just by simply getting their nice words here.

One problem though!! How would it be if a female is your boss?. OK, not a nice boss but the one that naturally dislike you?. Believe me, there females out there who would simply dislike a man for no reason. Now if this female is your boss then you are in big trouble coz she’ll always pick on you and make your life very unpleasant.. Never pray to have a female boss in your life but other than that we can all together pray to have colleagues females. and don’t forget to ask for good looking one, also ask for those who do take regular birth in the morning and apply good perfume b4 coming to work.. I know most female do but some tend to forget taking birth in the morning then you can smell the bad side. Horrible smell I can tell you but other than that I really think it’s cool having females at work with us
You just can't leave the women alone, it's all about putting them down. I feel sorry for you. For being so angry at yourself that you have to constantly attack women. Take some of the blame for your problems yourself, and correct that and you might get a life.doh
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Jan 6, 2009 1:25 PM CST females at work?
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria133 Threads 4 Polls 12,414 Posts
2enopaC: My friend!! It’s like hell working a place where there ain’t females around!!. These creatures are special with their kinds and do magical to men just by simply looking at them. A simple smile from a female makes your day!!!. A simple talk to a female and you drop the stress, a simple look at females body and you are as strong as ANTAR, ready to work another 24 hours

Now, what would you call this?. Why female’s presents at work and many places makes your life better?. What is it that takes men’s soul towards these females and make a man happy?.

I really don’t know but even when we hear females talk outside your office and you are happy!!... A female talks to you on the phone and you are happy..A female serve you a coffee and you are happy!!!... It’s like Sommerauer71!! She always makes me happy , don’t even know her, how ugly she could be but her wording here gives me a smile. I can even image how she looks like!! I mean imagining of an old nanny without teeth.. I am sure she’s not old and perhaps she is a beautiful female but what can I do!! That’s how my imagination taken me towards her. Sorry Sommerauer71 but it’s not me, it’s my imagination.Taking Hugz_n_Kissez!! My imagination says she’s a FAT lady, huge foot but has a beautiful smile!!!. I always imagining her smiling and looks down!! I don’t even know why. I imagine laura225 to have the longest nose, and long fingers, one eyed lady and does not like me a lot. I really don’t know why but they all make me happy just by simply getting their nice words here.

One problem though!! How would it be if a female is your boss?. OK, not a nice boss but the one that naturally dislike you?. Believe me, there females out there who would simply dislike a man for no reason. Now if this female is your boss then you are in big trouble coz she’ll always pick on you and make your life very unpleasant.. Never pray to have a female boss in your life but other than that we can all together pray to have colleagues females. and don’t forget to ask for good looking one, also ask for those who do take regular birth in the morning and apply good perfume b4 coming to work.. I know most female do but some tend to forget taking birth in the morning then you can smell the bad side. Horrible smell I can tell you but other than that I really think it’s cool having females at work with us



Eh?
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Jan 6, 2009 1:33 PM CST females at work?
jenae
jenaejenaeindianapolis, Indiana USA1 Threads 73 Posts
2enopaC: My friend!! It’s like hell working a place where there ain’t females around!!. These creatures are special with their kinds and do magical to men just by simply looking at them. A simple smile from a female makes your day!!!. A simple talk to a female and you drop the stress, a simple look at females body and you are as strong as ANTAR, ready to work another 24 hours

Now, what would you call this?. Why female’s presents at work and many places makes your life better?. What is it that takes men’s soul towards these females and make a man happy?.

I really don’t know but even when we hear females talk outside your office and you are happy!!... A female talks to you on the phone and you are happy..A female serve you a coffee and you are happy!!!... It’s like Sommerauer71!! She always makes me happy , don’t even know her, how ugly she could be but her wording here gives me a smile. I can even image how she looks like!! I mean imagining of an old nanny without teeth.. I am sure she’s not old and perhaps she is a beautiful female but what can I do!! That’s how my imagination taken me towards her. Sorry Sommerauer71 but it’s not me, it’s my imagination.Taking Hugz_n_Kissez!! My imagination says she’s a FAT lady, huge foot but has a beautiful smile!!!. I always imagining her smiling and looks down!! I don’t even know why. I imagine laura225 to have the longest nose, and long fingers, one eyed lady and does not like me a lot. I really don’t know why but they all make me happy just by simply getting their nice words here.

One problem though!! How would it be if a female is your boss?. OK, not a nice boss but the one that naturally dislike you?. Believe me, there females out there who would simply dislike a man for no reason. Now if this female is your boss then you are in big trouble coz she’ll always pick on you and make your life very unpleasant.. Never pray to have a female boss in your life but other than that we can all together pray to have colleagues females. and don’t forget to ask for good looking one, also ask for those who do take regular birth in the morning and apply good perfume b4 coming to work.. I know most female do but some tend to forget taking birth in the morning then you can smell the bad side. Horrible smell I can tell you but other than that I really think it’s cool having females at work with us


WOW!. I can't tell if you love females or hate them!.. At one point, you seem to be obsessed and on the other point, you seem to be talking out of both sides of your mouth.. If you think a woman hasn't had a bath, quit sniffing her!.. Let it go!.
You do have some sort of a unhealthy, wild imagination!. You put too much thought into the lack of females at work.. Just do your job and quit fanticising about women in the workplace. I'm sure your supervisor and/or boss would appreciat it!.. Work is work and recreation is recreation.. Get a grip!..
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Jan 6, 2009 1:40 PM CST females at work?
jvaski
jvaskijvaskiunknown, California USA115 Threads 11 Polls 9,576 Posts
"It’s like Sommerauer71!! She always makes me happy , don’t even know her, how ugly she could be but her wording here gives me a smile."


Ohhhhhhhhh, You're gonna pay for that one dearly my friend scold
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Jan 6, 2009 1:42 PM CST females at work?
jvaski
jvaskijvaskiunknown, California USA115 Threads 11 Polls 9,576 Posts
mylifewithu: You just can't leave the women alone, it's all about putting them down. I feel sorry for you. For being so angry at yourself that you have to constantly attack women. Take some of the blame for your problems yourself, and correct that and you might get a life.


I am wondering if his mommy used to beat him ......confused
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Jan 6, 2009 1:43 PM CST females at work?
morgan5
morgan5morgan5chelmsford, Essex, England UK87 Threads 8,237 Posts
jvaski: "It’s like Sommerauer71!! She always makes me happy , don’t even know her, how ugly she could be but her wording here gives me a smile."Ohhhhhhhhh, You're gonna pay for that one dearly my friend
still think he deserves a second chance, think it has gone to far for that wave
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Jan 6, 2009 1:44 PM CST females at work?
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria133 Threads 4 Polls 12,414 Posts
jvaski: "It’s like Sommerauer71!! She always makes me happy , don’t even know her, how ugly she could be but her wording here gives me a smile."Ohhhhhhhhh, You're gonna pay for that one dearly my friend


It's a wind up and he is looking for a reaction.

I cannot wait until Hugz sees this.
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Jan 6, 2009 1:46 PM CST females at work?
jvaski
jvaskijvaskiunknown, California USA115 Threads 11 Polls 9,576 Posts
Sommerauer71: It's a wind up and he is looking for a reaction.

I cannot wait until Hugz sees this.


Yea, let's let Hugz rip him the new one ....much more pleasing to watch a professional at work laugh
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Jan 6, 2009 1:51 PM CST females at work?
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria133 Threads 4 Polls 12,414 Posts
Honestly, I cannot be arsed tearing his head off, it will be wasted energy.

I find it all so amusing.
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Jan 6, 2009 1:52 PM CST females at work?
stefonline
stefonlinestefonlineDublin, Ireland136 Threads 9,702 Posts
Come on girls give him a break.....he's only 30 for gods sake has'nt grown up just yet....he must be trippin or something....wink grin
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Jan 6, 2009 1:53 PM CST females at work?
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria133 Threads 4 Polls 12,414 Posts
stefonline: Come on girls give him a break.....he's only 30 for gods sake has'nt grown up just yet....he must be trippin or something....


Eh, I have been so gentle with him, I have almost gone soft in my old age.

I am at the moment looking for my teeth.
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Jan 6, 2009 1:55 PM CST females at work?
stefonline
stefonlinestefonlineDublin, Ireland136 Threads 9,702 Posts
Ah sommer that is not like you......

Have you turned over a new leaf even a new years resolution perhaps.........rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 6, 2009 1:56 PM CST females at work?
stefonline
stefonlinestefonlineDublin, Ireland136 Threads 9,702 Posts
Sommerauer71: Eh, I have been so gentle with him, I have almost gone soft in my old age.

I am at the moment looking for my teeth.



Ar'nt they in the glass sitting on your bedside locker....rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 6, 2009 1:57 PM CST females at work?
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria133 Threads 4 Polls 12,414 Posts
stefonline: Ah sommer that is not like you......

Have you turned over a new leaf even a new years resolution perhaps.........


I know Stef, if I let rip, I will get banned.

Plus I want Laura and Hugz to see this and then we will work out what to do with him.

And it is bloody funny.
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Jan 6, 2009 1:58 PM CST females at work?
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria133 Threads 4 Polls 12,414 Posts
stefonline: Ar'nt they in the glass sitting on your bedside locker....


Oh, of course, that is where I left them.

My dentures are doing well...

They look good dont'cha think?

The man does not know he is born, no teeth, imagine what emjoyment he is missing.
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Jan 6, 2009 2:00 PM CST females at work?
stefonline
stefonlinestefonlineDublin, Ireland136 Threads 9,702 Posts
Sommerauer71: I know Stef, if I let rip, I will get banned.

Plus I want Laura and Hugz to see this and then we will work out what to do with him.

And it is bloody funny.




Better to zip it and turn the other cheek....all powerful and oh merciful one.....rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 6, 2009 2:01 PM CST females at work?
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria133 Threads 4 Polls 12,414 Posts
stefonline: Better to zip it and turn the other cheek....all powerful and oh merciful one.....


All too funny, I think, still I have not been told to go and burn in hell this time, so I am not too fearful.
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Jan 6, 2009 2:02 PM CST females at work?
stefonline
stefonlinestefonlineDublin, Ireland136 Threads 9,702 Posts
Actually he is very lucky.....coz if you were standing next to him right now he would'nt have any teeth.....rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 6, 2009 2:03 PM CST females at work?
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria133 Threads 4 Polls 12,414 Posts
stefonline: Actually he is very lucky.....coz if you were standing next to him right now he would'nt have any teeth.....


Or balls.
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