Top 20 Reasons Why Beer is Better than a Women (13)
jimbhoy: Reasons why Beer is better than Women
1. You can enjoy a BEER all month.
2. BEER stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine a BEER.
4. Your BEER will always wait patiently for you in the car.
5. When BEER goes flat you toss it out.
6. BEER is never late.
7. HANGOVERS go away.
8. A BEER doesn't get jealous when you grab another BEER.
9. BEER labels come off without a fight.
10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a BEER.
11. BEER never has a headache.
12. After you have a BEER, the bottle is still worth a dime.
13. A BEER won't get upset if you come home with BEER on your breath.
14. If you pour a BEER right, you will always get good head.
15. You can have more than one BEER a night and not feel guilty.
16. A BEER ALWAYS goes down easy.
17. You can share a BEER with your friends.
18. You always know that you are the first one to pop a BEER.
19. A BEER is always wet.
20. BEER doesn't demand equality
1. You can enjoy a BEER all month.
2. BEER stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine a BEER.
4. Your BEER will always wait patiently for you in the car.
5. When BEER goes flat you toss it out.
6. BEER is never late.
7. HANGOVERS go away.
8. A BEER doesn't get jealous when you grab another BEER.
9. BEER labels come off without a fight.
10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a BEER.
11. BEER never has a headache.
12. After you have a BEER, the bottle is still worth a dime.
13. A BEER won't get upset if you come home with BEER on your breath.
14. If you pour a BEER right, you will always get good head.
15. You can have more than one BEER a night and not feel guilty.
16. A BEER ALWAYS goes down easy.
17. You can share a BEER with your friends.
18. You always know that you are the first one to pop a BEER.
19. A BEER is always wet.
20. BEER doesn't demand equality
21. From the first sip, you know it when you've having a Good BEER.
22. A BEER is available anytime of the day or night
jimbhoy: Reasons why Beer is better than Women
1. You can enjoy a BEER all month.
2. BEER stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine a BEER.
4. Your BEER will always wait patiently for you in the car.
5. When BEER goes flat you toss it out.
6. BEER is never late.
7. HANGOVERS go away.
8. A BEER doesn't get jealous when you grab another BEER.
9. BEER labels come off without a fight.
10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a BEER.
11. BEER never has a headache.
12. After you have a BEER, the bottle is still worth a dime.
13. A BEER won't get upset if you come home with BEER on your breath.
14. If you pour a BEER right, you will always get good head.
15. You can have more than one BEER a night and not feel guilty.
16. A BEER ALWAYS goes down easy.
17. You can share a BEER with your friends.
18. You always know that you are the first one to pop a BEER.
19. A BEER is always wet.
20. BEER doesn't demand equality
1. You can enjoy a BEER all month.
2. BEER stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine a BEER.
4. Your BEER will always wait patiently for you in the car.
5. When BEER goes flat you toss it out.
6. BEER is never late.
7. HANGOVERS go away.
8. A BEER doesn't get jealous when you grab another BEER.
9. BEER labels come off without a fight.
10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a BEER.
11. BEER never has a headache.
12. After you have a BEER, the bottle is still worth a dime.
13. A BEER won't get upset if you come home with BEER on your breath.
14. If you pour a BEER right, you will always get good head.
15. You can have more than one BEER a night and not feel guilty.
16. A BEER ALWAYS goes down easy.
17. You can share a BEER with your friends.
18. You always know that you are the first one to pop a BEER.
19. A BEER is always wet.
20. BEER doesn't demand equality
AH
BUT
NO BEER COMES NEAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
top 2o reasons y women are better thatn beer
BEER DOESNT
wash ur clothes
pick up ur dirty underwear
cook ur dinner
wash up after it
make u tea/coffee
clean ur hse
mind the kids
wash ur back
iron ur clothes
do the shoppin
put up with ur snorin
share ur bed
talk to u
smile at uthe mornon after a good session
pay u compliments
cuddle u
kiss u
keep ur life in order
laugh at ur stupid jokes
r kiss ur hangover better
BEER DOESNT
wash ur clothes
pick up ur dirty underwear
cook ur dinner
wash up after it
make u tea/coffee
clean ur hse
mind the kids
wash ur back
iron ur clothes
do the shoppin
put up with ur snorin
share ur bed
talk to u
smile at uthe mornon after a good session
pay u compliments
cuddle u
kiss u
keep ur life in order
laugh at ur stupid jokes
r kiss ur hangover better
jimbhoy: Reasons why Beer is better than Women
1. You can enjoy a BEER all month.
2. BEER stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine a BEER.
4. Your BEER will always wait patiently for you in the car.
5. When BEER goes flat you toss it out.
6. BEER is never late.
7. HANGOVERS go away.
8. A BEER doesn't get jealous when you grab another BEER.
9. BEER labels come off without a fight.
10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a BEER.
11. BEER never has a headache.
12. After you have a BEER, the bottle is still worth a dime.
13. A BEER won't get upset if you come home with BEER on your breath.
14. If you pour a BEER right, you will always get good head.
15. You can have more than one BEER a night and not feel guilty.
16. A BEER ALWAYS goes down easy.
17. You can share a BEER with your friends.
18. You always know that you are the first one to pop a BEER.
19. A BEER is always wet.
20. BEER doesn't demand equality
1. You can enjoy a BEER all month.
2. BEER stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine a BEER.
4. Your BEER will always wait patiently for you in the car.
5. When BEER goes flat you toss it out.
6. BEER is never late.
7. HANGOVERS go away.
8. A BEER doesn't get jealous when you grab another BEER.
9. BEER labels come off without a fight.
10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a BEER.
11. BEER never has a headache.
12. After you have a BEER, the bottle is still worth a dime.
13. A BEER won't get upset if you come home with BEER on your breath.
14. If you pour a BEER right, you will always get good head.
15. You can have more than one BEER a night and not feel guilty.
16. A BEER ALWAYS goes down easy.
17. You can share a BEER with your friends.
18. You always know that you are the first one to pop a BEER.
19. A BEER is always wet.
20. BEER doesn't demand equality
I would never share a beer with my friends (number 17)
BEER DOESNT
wash ur clothes
pick up ur dirty underwear
cook ur dinner
wash up after it
make u tea/coffee
clean ur hse
mind the kids
wash ur back
iron ur clothes
do the shoppin
put up with ur snorin
share ur bed
talk to u
smile at uthe mornon after a good session
pay u compliments
cuddle u
kiss u
keep ur life in order
laugh at ur stupid jokes
r kiss ur hangover better
You do all of that for him, WOW
You do so need to get rid of that man, and soon.
(................and thats from a man !)
wash ur clothes
pick up ur dirty underwear
cook ur dinner
wash up after it
make u tea/coffee
clean ur hse
mind the kids
wash ur back
iron ur clothes
do the shoppin
put up with ur snorin
share ur bed
talk to u
smile at uthe mornon after a good session
pay u compliments
cuddle u
kiss u
keep ur life in order
laugh at ur stupid jokes
r kiss ur hangover better
You do all of that for him, WOW
You do so need to get rid of that man, and soon.
(................and thats from a man !)
i did get rid thats y im here lol
Good decision.
We have all made decision based on what we knew at the time we made them. What happened afterwards ? Well hindsight is just wonderfull, isnt it !.
Peter
We have all made decision based on what we knew at the time we made them. What happened afterwards ? Well hindsight is just wonderfull, isnt it !.
Peter
better than the belly swelling for 9 months
Quote: fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go around"
Freddie Mercury queen - I think
Quote: fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go around"
Freddie Mercury queen - I think
Ecoprincess: better than the belly swelling for 9 months
Quote: fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go around"Freddie Mercury queen - I think
Quote: fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go around"Freddie Mercury queen - I think
it certainly was and never a truer word spoken. the album cover was a great comfort to a teenage boy...
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1. You can enjoy a BEER all month.
2. BEER stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine a BEER.
4. Your BEER will always wait patiently for you in the car.
5. When BEER goes flat you toss it out.
6. BEER is never late.
7. HANGOVERS go away.
8. A BEER doesn't get jealous when you grab another BEER.
9. BEER labels come off without a fight.
10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a BEER.
11. BEER never has a headache.
12. After you have a BEER, the bottle is still worth a dime.
13. A BEER won't get upset if you come home with BEER on your breath.
14. If you pour a BEER right, you will always get good head.
15. You can have more than one BEER a night and not feel guilty.
16. A BEER ALWAYS goes down easy.
17. You can share a BEER with your friends.
18. You always know that you are the first one to pop a BEER.
19. A BEER is always wet.
20. BEER doesn't demand equality