I was just attack by a wild animal inside my house! (31)
RillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 PostsI watching a show about a man who had crashed his plane and was hurt bad. The animals were going to get him. then I fell alseep in my recliner. I was dreaming I was working on a copier. Then I was attack by some wild creature on my leg and foot. I awoke to find it was a killer remote control that had slipped out of my hand.
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RillyNiceGuy: I watching a show about a man who had crashed his plane and was hurt bad. The animals were going to get him. then I fell alseep in my recliner. I was dreaming I was working on a copier. Then I was attack by some wild creature on my leg and foot. I awoke to find it was a killer remote control that had slipped out of my hand.
See revenge of the remote controls cause men won't let women touch them
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Women can touch me....I kinda like it!
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RillyNiceGuy: Women can touch me....I kinda like it!
Oooo will you dream about it too afterwards
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RillyNiceGuy: I watching a show about a man who had crashed his plane and was hurt bad. The animals were going to get him. then I fell alseep in my recliner. I was dreaming I was working on a copier. Then I was attack by some wild creature on my leg and foot. I awoke to find it was a killer remote control that had slipped out of my hand.
Be especially careful of those Universal ones that control TV, DVD/VCR, Sound system. They are incredibly dangerous.
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Are you sure it wasn't your dog humping your leg while you slept ?
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nurcnurc: Be especially careful of those Universal ones that control TV, DVD/VCR, Sound system. They are incredibly dangerous.
i know, some of them weigh a ton.
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mylifewithu: Don't have to worry about that squirrel now he is either frozen solid or frozen to the tree by now.
I bet his little ....uh....feet are cold!
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RillyNiceGuy: I bet his little ....uh....feet are cold!
make him a set of shoes
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jvaski: You'll know by the little claw marks up the inside of yer leg
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mylifewithu: make him a set of shoes
He is a Southern squerill...you know he don't wear shoes.
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mylifewithu: make him a set of shoes
i'de make that poor little fela a little hot bath.....with carots potatoes and dumplins
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RillyNiceGuy: He is a Southern squerill...you know he don't wear shoes.
Oh Yeah I didn't think of that 
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jlw45: i'de make that poor little fela a little hot bath.....with carots potatoes and dumplins
I never got to eat squirrel.------ This thread is Archived ------
mylifewithu: I never got to eat squirrel.
their a little nutty...........------ This thread is Archived ------
mylifewithu: I never got to eat squirrel.
It taste just like dead squirrel...I never liked the head though.
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jlw45: their a little nutty...........
PUNNY!------ This thread is Archived ------
jlw45: their a little nutty...........
If it's a perverted no shoed little Southern squirrel, do a cup check before you go to sleep. They go after the nuts.
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nurcnurc: If it's a perverted no shoed little Southern squirrel, do a cup check before you go to sleep. They go after the nuts.
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nurcnurc: If it's a perverted no shoed little Southern squirrel, do a cup check before you go to sleep. They go after the nuts.
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