I was just attack by a wild animal inside my house! (31)
RillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 PostsNite nite! I'm taking my....uh!.....FEETS BACK TO BED! 
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RillyNiceGuy: Nite nite! I'm taking my....uh!.....FEETS BACK TO BED!
Goodnight Len , I am out of her too, I am freezing. 
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mylifewithu: Goodnight Len , I am out of here too, I am freezing.
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nurcnurc: If it's a perverted no shoed little Southern squirrel, do a cup check before you go to sleep. They go after the nuts.
**turns head to the left and coughs**
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nurcnurc: I didn't say BOHICA!
i bendin' over for nothin'...
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jlw45: i bendin' over for nothin'...
i AINT bendin' over for nothin'...
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jlw45: i bendin' over for nothin'...
Gotcha. G'nite.
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jlw45: i AINT bendin' over for nothin'...
that doesn't sound good.
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nurcnurc: Gotcha. G'nite.
night 
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RillyNiceGuy: I watching a show about a man who had crashed his plane and was hurt bad. The animals were going to get him. then I fell alseep in my recliner. I was dreaming I was working on a copier. Then I was attack by some wild creature on my leg and foot. I awoke to find it was a killer remote control that had slipped out of my hand.
Are you sure it was a remote control in your hand...
...that ...slipped...?
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RillyNiceGuy: I watching a show about a man who had crashed his plane and was hurt bad. The animals were going to get him. then I fell alseep in my recliner. I was dreaming I was working on a copier. Then I was attack by some wild creature on my leg and foot. I awoke to find it was a killer remote control that had slipped out of my hand.
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