Things To Do On A Long Airplane Ride (14)
Sassy, you have really made me laugh tonight. I love potty humour. Need to email it to my nephew. Guaranteed he shall be kicked off his next flight!
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immanuelle: Sassy, you have really made me laugh tonight. I love potty humour. Need to email it to my nephew. Guaranteed he shall be kicked off his next flight!
T/Y G/F I thought a little laughter may help with all
the seriousness in other threads.
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sassy49senior: T/Y G/F I thought a little laughter may help with all
the seriousness in other threads.
the seriousness in other threads.
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thanks Sassy....err..what serious threads? 
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sassy49senior: 1.Fart loudly and look shocked looking around to see who did it.
2.Fiddle around with the emergency exit then ask a fellow
passenger if they have a crowbar.
3.Hijack the cockpit and over the loudspeaker announce that the
first class passengers and luggage are to trade places.
4.Run down the aisle screaming, he's got a bomb,he's got a bomb!!
5.Go into the bathroom and make rude bodily noises then come out
looking refreshed.
6.Scratch your butt then ask a passenger to sniff your finger.
7.Fly into a rage whenever the word gallstone is mentioned.
8.Go up to someone and ask loudly if they would not mind applying
PreparationH, to your hemmoroids.
9.Disco dance in the aisle.
10.Mess up your hair, untuck your shirt, basically look crude, then mingle with a first class guy as if you were long lost pals.
11.Give someone a coin saying, Heads I detonate the bomb,tails
I don't.
12.Go into the bathroom, drop your pants, then come out yelling,
We are out of toilet paper,Stewardess!!!
13.Pinch the stewardesses butt as she passes.
14.Pick your nose and pat the person next to you.
2.Fiddle around with the emergency exit then ask a fellow
passenger if they have a crowbar.
3.Hijack the cockpit and over the loudspeaker announce that the
first class passengers and luggage are to trade places.
4.Run down the aisle screaming, he's got a bomb,he's got a bomb!!
5.Go into the bathroom and make rude bodily noises then come out
looking refreshed.
6.Scratch your butt then ask a passenger to sniff your finger.
7.Fly into a rage whenever the word gallstone is mentioned.
8.Go up to someone and ask loudly if they would not mind applying
PreparationH, to your hemmoroids.
9.Disco dance in the aisle.
10.Mess up your hair, untuck your shirt, basically look crude, then mingle with a first class guy as if you were long lost pals.
11.Give someone a coin saying, Heads I detonate the bomb,tails
I don't.
12.Go into the bathroom, drop your pants, then come out yelling,
We are out of toilet paper,Stewardess!!!
13.Pinch the stewardesses butt as she passes.
14.Pick your nose and pat the person next to you.
My diagnosis is.... you have lost your mind
zee
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Thanks for sharing, Sassy.. That's hilarious.. I'll have to remember some of these... Have a very long plane ride coming up in just a few weeks. 
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zeelanderer: My diagnosis is.... you have lost your mind
zee
zee
What mind Zee? I lost it when I was trying to save your
behind from getting run over.
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Think I'll just stick with reading a book
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hrt4lse: Think I'll just stick with reading a book
At least that will hopefully be a safe thing to do.
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you could count barf bags....
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jlw45: you could count barf bags.... ...
Now there's a good idea Joel
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Just thought of this one. You could start laughing
uncontrollably and see how many join in. Have done
that a time or two at family gatherings. Would surprise
you how many people laugh just because someone else is.
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you could always take a cigerette lighter to your shoe string and see how many people it takes to wrestle you to the floor of the aisle.... 
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2.Fiddle around with the emergency exit then ask a fellow
passenger if they have a crowbar.
3.Hijack the cockpit and over the loudspeaker announce that the
first class passengers and luggage are to trade places.
4.Run down the aisle screaming, he's got a bomb,he's got a bomb!!
5.Go into the bathroom and make rude bodily noises then come out
looking refreshed.
6.Scratch your butt then ask a passenger to sniff your finger.
7.Fly into a rage whenever the word gallstone is mentioned.
8.Go up to someone and ask loudly if they would not mind applying
PreparationH, to your hemmoroids.
9.Disco dance in the aisle.
10.Mess up your hair, untuck your shirt, basically look crude, then mingle with a first class guy as if you were long lost pals.
11.Give someone a coin saying, Heads I detonate the bomb,tails
I don't.
12.Go into the bathroom, drop your pants, then come out yelling,
We are out of toilet paper,Stewardess!!!
13.Pinch the stewardesses butt as she passes.
14.Pick your nose and pat the person next to you.