BONKBUS 3...the journey continues.... (488)
Sommerauer71: And the driver is missing.
well the bus aint going anywhere soon should be in a scrap yard
wedward: well the bus aint going anywhere soon should be in a scrap yard
Weddie, do not be so rude about Lago.
Sommerauer71: Well, bribe the Pope, he can come with us.
But we need our driver back.
But we need our driver back.
The driver is here and perfectly sober.
In the absence of ANY sign of life from most of the bus residents he went and read a good deal of the Vatican library. So I can tell you that the da Vinci Code got it ALL wrong...(as well as being a semi-literate piece of tripe).
Now if there are any sober(ish) bus persons and someone has money for petrol let's go to the bay of Naples and eat spaghetti!
I was standing here with my backpack, my very tight bell-bottom jeans, my hair in a Cuspo-esque knot...with my thumb out. and this crazy flower-covered bus goes lurching by filled with a bunch of rather wild-looking people...they didn't even stop...well tough tit, I'll just have to eat this box of chokkie croissants all on my own....
Sommerauer71: Well, bribe the Pope, he can come with us.
But we need our driver back.
But we need our driver back.
Done. El Papa and the three Nuns they were sharing the alter wine with are staggering back to the bus. Make up some strong coffee for the driver and El Papa. El Papa says you can call him Bene, not Your Excellency.
Lagoona22: I was standing here with my backpack, my very tight bell-bottom jeans, my hair in a Cuspo-esque knot...with my thumb out. and this crazy flower-covered bus goes lurching by filled with a bunch of rather wild-looking people...they didn't even stop...well tough tit, I'll just have to eat this box of chokkie croissants all on my own....
And I am not speaking to you.
Looks like moi is in the poo again....
Ok, ok...you can have your underwear back if you want....do you have a boat??..
Ok, ok...you can have your underwear back if you want....do you have a boat??..
Sommerauer71: And I am not speaking to you.
Lagoona22: Looks like moi is in the poo again....
Ok, ok...you can have your underwear back if you want....do you have a boat??..
Ok, ok...you can have your underwear back if you want....do you have a boat??..
I don't want it back.
You keep it.
I just thought I would stir a bit.
Of course I am.
You poo-stirrer...
Lagoona22: You poo-stirrer...
I only stir my own poo.
When people throw it at me.
I stir it, then I load the spoon and sling it back.
Yes, there seems to be a nun-theme going on.
I think their habits will all end up smeared with tomato sauce in Naples....they are not the tidiest eaters our bus mates.
Still at least we can look at Sorrento and drink the Barrolo
I think their habits will all end up smeared with tomato sauce in Naples....they are not the tidiest eaters our bus mates.
Still at least we can look at Sorrento and drink the Barrolo
Sommerauer71: I only stir my own poo.
When people throw it at me.
I stir it, then I load the spoon and sling it back.
When people throw it at me.
I stir it, then I load the spoon and sling it back.
When we get to Rome,
I suggest chucking the Poo into the Po?
Fallingman: Yes, there seems to be a nun-theme going on.
I think their habits will all end up smeared with tomato sauce in Naples....they are not the tidiest eaters our bus mates.
Still at least we can look at Sorrento and drink the Barrolo
I think their habits will all end up smeared with tomato sauce in Naples....they are not the tidiest eaters our bus mates.
Still at least we can look at Sorrento and drink the Barrolo
Tomato sauce?
I think they may be disappointed if only drenched in tomato sauce.
Ulimaroa: When we get to Rome,
I suggest chucking the Poo into the Po?
I suggest chucking the Poo into the Po?
Spluttering!
You can do that!
Ulimaroa: When we get to Rome,
I suggest chucking the Poo into the Po?
I suggest chucking the Poo into the Po?
But meanwhile the bus will be beside the Tiber, which I hope will be clean!
Do rejoin us when you get back from the Po!
Fallingman: But meanwhile the bus will be beside the Tiber, which I hope will be clean! Do rejoin us when you get back from the Po!
Ok, then in Torino we shall launch the poo
in the Po...
Besides, you can only chuck
dead priests into the Tiber no?
Fallingman: But meanwhile the bus will be beside the Tiber, which I hope will be clean! Do rejoin us when you get back from the Po!
Of course it will be clean, I have spent all morning cleaning it.
Marti left at the sight of rubber gloves.
Lago ran a mile when we kidnapped him from the Cardio unit, as I approached him with a thermometer and asked him to bend over so I could check his temperature.
You got the Pope drunk, Uli is busy slinging poo and Conrad nowhere to be seen.
And as fot the nuns?
Well, they are all on the sidewalk, doing the can can.
Clearly they think we are in Paris at the Crazy Horse.
Sommerauer71: Of course it will be clean, I have spent all morning cleaning it.
Marti left at the sight of rubber gloves.
Lago ran a mile when we kidnapped him from the Cardio unit, as I approached him with a thermometer and asked him to bend over so I could check his temperature.
You got the Pope drunk, Uli is busy slinging poo and Conrad nowhere to be seen.
And as fot the nuns?
Well, they are all on the sidewalk, doing the can can.
Clearly they think we are in Paris at the Crazy Horse.
Marti left at the sight of rubber gloves.
Lago ran a mile when we kidnapped him from the Cardio unit, as I approached him with a thermometer and asked him to bend over so I could check his temperature.
You got the Pope drunk, Uli is busy slinging poo and Conrad nowhere to be seen.
And as fot the nuns?
Well, they are all on the sidewalk, doing the can can.
Clearly they think we are in Paris at the Crazy Horse.
Im here now too
Sommerauer71:
You got the Pope drunk, Uli is busy slinging poo and Conrad nowhere to be seen.
And as for the nuns?
Well, they are all on the sidewalk, doing the can can.
Clearly they think we are in Paris at the Crazy Horse.
You got the Pope drunk, Uli is busy slinging poo and Conrad nowhere to be seen.
And as for the nuns?
Well, they are all on the sidewalk, doing the can can.
Clearly they think we are in Paris at the Crazy Horse.
The Nuns have decided to renounce their vows of celibacy and have thrown off their habits. Watch out lads.....
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Hi, hasagood, would you mind dropping by the Vatican and collecting him?
So we can sober him up.