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like you, Summerbite,
would have a mighty enough jaw ...
Lets roll up our selves then,
tie the shirt in a knot under the bouncy bits,
watch out for those on-lookers,
and mind our backs,
with these flimsy mini-skirts we are wearing...
and get down to it...
Tender?
Oh I can be, and this is a time for tenderness, so you are on.