BONKBUS 3...the journey continues.... (488)
Bloomin eck, Sorrento eh? Can we stop just opposite Capri for lunch at Sant'Agata? Awesome fresh pasta, fish fresh from the sea, wine from an enormous barrel of red and another of white!
This bus tour is very consumer friendly.. Itineraries are adapted to suit the tastes of the perverts customers on the bus.
Of course we can stop at Capri....as long as you are paying for lunch!!
Of course we can stop at Capri....as long as you are paying for lunch!!
Ok.....Lagoona bribe the waiters...
Sommer....organise some of your detainees to set the table
Marki...persuade the fishermen to give us their best freshest catch
Cusp....please say Grace (in a multi-religion and none form)
Now no fighting over the spaghetti and be sure to save a bowl for Uli
Anyone missing? Anyone fallen into the wine vat?
Sommer....organise some of your detainees to set the table
Marki...persuade the fishermen to give us their best freshest catch
Cusp....please say Grace (in a multi-religion and none form)
Now no fighting over the spaghetti and be sure to save a bowl for Uli
Anyone missing? Anyone fallen into the wine vat?
Fallingman: This bus tour is very consumer friendly.. Itineraries are adapted to suit the tastes of the perverts customers on the bus.
Of course we can stop at Capri....as long as you are paying for lunch!!
Of course we can stop at Capri....as long as you are paying for lunch!!
Well OK I'll take out a 2nd mortgage on my humble abode, oh no wait they take Visa!
Yeah all right then!
Fallingman: Ok.....Lagoona bribe the waiters...
Sommer....organise some of your detainees to set the table
Marki...persuade the fishermen to give us their best freshest catch
Cusp....please say Grace (in a multi-religion and none form)
Now no fighting over the spaghetti and be sure to save a bowl for Uli
Anyone missing? Anyone fallen into the wine vat?
Sommer....organise some of your detainees to set the table
Marki...persuade the fishermen to give us their best freshest catch
Cusp....please say Grace (in a multi-religion and none form)
Now no fighting over the spaghetti and be sure to save a bowl for Uli
Anyone missing? Anyone fallen into the wine vat?
So suckin' noodles now are we?
Who's noodle??....jeez, do you always have to get down and dirty??....
Ulimaroa: So suckin' noodles now are we?
Lagoona22: Who's noodle??....jeez, do you always have to get down and dirty??....
need some sauce, we do!
Lagoona22: Who's noodle??....jeez, do you always have to get down and dirty??....
Isn't that the whole point of this excursion/
Spaghetti may be nourishing but it is also good for sound effects!
I think Uli deserves to be noodle-slapped....
Lagoona22: I think Uli deserves to be noodle-slapped....
lashings?
Ulimaroa: lashings?
Yes, there is plenty for everyone!
Lashings???...oh goody, sounds like we're gonna have strawberries and cream!!!.....
Ulimaroa: lashings?
Lagoona22: Lashings???...oh goody, sounds like we're gonna have strawberries and cream!!!.....
markizamkd25: well.....
Got caught out, ey?
These were private posts
Well, here are your strawberries....
.....now where shall I lash you??....
.....now where shall I lash you??....
markizamkd25: well.....
Lagoona22: Well, here are your strawberries....
.....now where shall I lash you??....
.....now where shall I lash you??....
My taste is for salt & vinegar
right now!Make it a BIG
Lagoona22: Well, here are your strawberries....
.....now where shall I lash you??....
.....now where shall I lash you??....
Now this is more like a bonkbus.
Marki's just finished off all the strawberries....she's dropped some ice cream down her front....I think this deserves a lashing, frankly...
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