Partners cost too much??? ( Archived) (127)

Jan 24, 2009 7:37 PM CST Partners cost too much???
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria133 Threads 4 Polls 12,414 Posts
rasgumby: And she has wrecked the car how many times this month


Why do we always wreck the car?

Insurance companies, will happily confirm that women make smaller claims,for small bumps, yes, usually in the supermarket parking lot.

Whilst men usually make one HUGE claim, because testosterone is running through them and the car is a write off...
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Jan 24, 2009 7:40 PM CST Partners cost too much???
lusciousmile
lusciousmilelusciousmileThere, Aland Islands Finland25 Threads 2 Polls 11,989 Posts
mylifewithu: Having to buy special laundry pretreatments for men's underwear skid marks, that stuff isn't cheap.


Lela!


barf

So true! laugh


It would also mean, thicker/ darker curtains, so his big eyeballs don't roll out, chasing after all the skirts walking past, in the streets.


innocent grin
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Jan 24, 2009 7:44 PM CST Partners cost too much???
puggle
pugglepuggleWex, Wexford Ireland21 Threads 1,393 Posts
Sommerauer71: Why do we always wreck the car?

Insurance companies, will happily confirm that women make smaller claims,for small bumps, yes, usually in the supermarket parking lot.

Whilst men usually make one HUGE claim, because testosterone is running through them and the car is a write off...
ah yes indeed! but what they dont tel you is that its women involved in 90% of all crashes...but their in the right,cause they`ve just been rear ended!(65% of all reported claims)....

but i do agree with the guys doin the big smashes...

back to the thread...partners don`t cost much at all,in fact nothing!! cause if your with the one!! all else (inc. cost) is insignificant... imodunno
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Jan 24, 2009 7:45 PM CST Partners cost too much???
gordy22222
gordy22222gordy22222whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada22 Threads 3 Polls 938 Posts
high cost of dishwashing liquid she dosnt like to eat stew and dumplings out ofthe pot ,then she will want me to buy dishes, then she will bellyache aboutthe dog cleaning the pot. i give up ,,<<the dogs name is coldwater>> he cleans the pot and the family spoon
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Jan 24, 2009 7:47 PM CST Partners cost too much???
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria133 Threads 4 Polls 12,414 Posts
gordy22222: high cost of dishwashing liquid she dosnt like to eat stew and dumplings out ofthe pot ,then she will want me to buy dishes, then she will bellyache aboutthe dog cleaning the pot. i give up ,,<<the dogs name is coldwater>> he cleans the pot and the family spoon


Right!

I guess I will not be moving in with you then.
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Jan 24, 2009 7:49 PM CST Partners cost too much???
puggle
pugglepuggleWex, Wexford Ireland21 Threads 1,393 Posts
gordy22222: high cost of dishwashing liquid she dosnt like to eat stew and dumplings out ofthe pot ,then she will want me to buy dishes, then she will bellyache aboutthe dog cleaning the pot. i give up ,,<<the dogs name is coldwater>> he cleans the pot and the family spoon
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing soooo funny!!! have you a cat called..""lufaahhh!"" that does the shower???rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 24, 2009 7:52 PM CST Partners cost too much???
chattylass
chattylasschattylassNo City, Kildare Ireland89 Posts
rasgumby: You are thinking about letting your newly found partner move in with you.
What are some of the expenses ahead that you might not think of beforehand??

(MAKE IT FUNNY)

When she moves in:
The cost of toilet paper quadruples.
The cost of cleaning supplies goes through the roof!! All a guy needs is a bottle of windex..cleans everything




Your phone bill is sure to go up as she is bound to have a lot more to give out about now that she is living with yourolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 24, 2009 7:53 PM CST Partners cost too much???
lusciousmile
lusciousmilelusciousmileThere, Aland Islands Finland25 Threads 2 Polls 11,989 Posts
gordy22222: high cost of dishwashing liquid she dosnt like to eat stew and dumplings out ofthe pot ,then she will want me to buy dishes, then she will bellyache aboutthe dog cleaning the pot. i give up ,,<<the dogs name is coldwater>> he cleans the pot and the family spoon



I once went to dinner at a guys's cabin.

I am still disturbed, to date. It was the most disgusting place I have ever been to. I think rodents clean his utensils. OMG!








crying
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Jan 24, 2009 7:53 PM CST Partners cost too much???
gordy22222
gordy22222gordy22222whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada22 Threads 3 Polls 938 Posts
afew years ago a lady moved in with me she had the nerve to tell me to buy a door for her side of the pickup..there aint no end of expences..
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Jan 24, 2009 7:55 PM CST Partners cost too much???
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA152 Threads 8 Polls 18,150 Posts
I'd toss the animal and the woman both out if they shared the same pot. barf
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Jan 24, 2009 7:56 PM CST Partners cost too much???
sassy49senior
sassy49seniorsassy49seniorItty Bitty, Nebraska USA274 Threads 4,632 Posts

More cost for munchies that he has to have while watching
all those old war movies or westerns.

THrowing out his mis-matched dishes and buying dishes,
glasses, coffee mugs, canisters, dish towels, dish
rags and coffee pot and toaster to match.

Extra money for shaving cream because I will use it now
also.

Away with the old bed linen, in with all new matching.

More money for yard tools so he will have something to
keep him busy on week-ends. rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 24, 2009 7:56 PM CST Partners cost too much???
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
Sommerauer71: Ironed tea towels.


Hell, I'm a guy.. a shop towel works just finelaugh
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Jan 24, 2009 7:57 PM CST Partners cost too much???
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
lusciousmile: Lela!

So true! It would also mean, thicker/ darker curtains, so his big eyeballs don't roll out, chasing after all the skirts walking past, in the streets.
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wave Put horse blinders on him.professor wink
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Jan 24, 2009 7:57 PM CST Partners cost too much???
lusciousmile
lusciousmilelusciousmileThere, Aland Islands Finland25 Threads 2 Polls 11,989 Posts
More costs on gloves and disinfectant, to pick up and clean after his used tissue around the house.


sick
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Jan 24, 2009 7:59 PM CST Partners cost too much???
sassy49senior
sassy49seniorsassy49seniorItty Bitty, Nebraska USA274 Threads 4,632 Posts
gordy22222: high cost of dishwashing liquid she dosnt like to eat stew and dumplings out ofthe pot ,then she will want me to buy dishes, then she will bellyache aboutthe dog cleaning the pot. i give up ,,<<the dogs name is coldwater>> he cleans the pot and the family spoon




OMG Gordy that is so frickin funny and yet I can almost
see it. rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 24, 2009 8:00 PM CST Partners cost too much???
gordy22222
gordy22222gordy22222whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada22 Threads 3 Polls 938 Posts
lusciousmile: I once went to dinner at a guys's cabin.

I am still disturbed, to date. It was the most disgusting place I have ever been to. I think rodents clean his utensils. OMG!
25 years ago i worked in a small mining camp ,far out of town and no money the mice got into the flour can we had no other so we made bread anyway ,it did not taste all that great and we had to eat ,, iff you slice the bread not too thick you can hold it up to the light and pick all the little specs out be for you smear lard on the breadlaugh
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Jan 24, 2009 8:02 PM CST Partners cost too much???
lusciousmile
lusciousmilelusciousmileThere, Aland Islands Finland25 Threads 2 Polls 11,989 Posts
gordy22222: 25 years ago i worked in a small mining camp ,far out of town and no money the mice got into the flour can we had no other so we made bread anyway ,it did not taste all that great and we had to eat ,, iff you slice the bread not too thick you can hold it up to the light and pick all the little specs out be for you smear lard on the bread


It's amazing you can laugh about it now, but it makes me sad.

blues comfort hug
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Jan 24, 2009 8:05 PM CST Partners cost too much???
gordy22222
gordy22222gordy22222whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada22 Threads 3 Polls 938 Posts
sassy49senior: OMG Gordy that is so frickin funny and yet I can almost
see it.
bad thing is a lot of this is true you have to figger which bit is b s .rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 24, 2009 8:05 PM CST Partners cost too much???
jeepers
jeepersjeepersCowpet Bay, Saint Thomas Virgin Islands (USA)57 Threads 10,968 Posts
I would have to probably buy or build a dog house because I would probably end up "in the dog house" a lot. ( an old West Texas saying ) moping
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Jan 24, 2009 8:08 PM CST Partners cost too much???
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
Guess I would have to break down and get cable so she could watch her soapsdoh
And all of the pictures on the walls would have to be replaced...
and we can't forget the shower head, a regular one will never do.. must be one of those fancy ones with the hose.

Fabric softnerconfused confused
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