Partners cost too much??? ( Archived) (127)

Jan 24, 2009 8:08 PM CST Partners cost too much???
sassy49senior
sassy49seniorsassy49seniorItty Bitty, Nebraska USA274 Threads 4,632 Posts
gordy22222: bad thing is a lot of this is true you have to figger which bit is b s .



That's why I said I could almost see it. Used to let my
dogs clean the pots and then I would wash them. Drove
my mother-in-law crazy. I think from what little I have
gotten to know you Gordy, you have probably been through
more than most of us ever will in our lifetime. hug
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Jan 24, 2009 8:10 PM CST Partners cost too much???
lusciousmile
lusciousmilelusciousmileThere, Aland Islands Finland25 Threads 2 Polls 11,989 Posts
rasgumby: Guess I would have to break down and get cable so she could watch her soaps
And all of the pictures on the walls would have to be replaced...
and we can't forget the shower head, a regular one will never do.. must be one of those fancy ones with the hose.

Fabric softner


Perfect!happy place


Oh, more lotion, in every room. You never know where he may land!


doh
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Jan 24, 2009 8:10 PM CST Partners cost too much???
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
No No No... the Wal-mart bags work just fine for the small trash cans in the bathroom and living room..

They don't have to be color matched and scented!!laugh
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Jan 24, 2009 8:16 PM CST Partners cost too much???
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
50 yard ornaments and wind chimes!!
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Jan 24, 2009 8:16 PM CST Partners cost too much???
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
lusciousmile: Perfect! Oh, more lotion, in every room. You never know where he may land!


confused
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Jan 24, 2009 8:17 PM CST Partners cost too much???
gordy22222
gordy22222gordy22222whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada22 Threads 3 Polls 938 Posts
sassy49senior: That's why I said I could almost see it. Used to let my
dogs clean the pots and then I would wash them. Drove
my mother-in-law crazy. I think from what little I have
gotten to know you Gordy, you have probably been through
more than most of us ever will in our lifetime.
i tell ya honey i didnt make a liveng in the back office of a bank ,its been a blastlaugh
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Jan 24, 2009 8:18 PM CST Partners cost too much???
lucky200761
lucky200761lucky200761Blue Springs, Missouri USA38 Threads 5 Polls 569 Posts
Sommerauer71: Your electricity bill is hiked, hairdryers and all sorts of appliances that need to be plugged in.

All that laundry, more food, more wine, bigger bed, new bathroom suite, new sofa, big enough for you both to lie on.

Oh the costs, and then the trauma, all those pink toothbrushes in your bathroom, mascara on your towels, fluffy lavatory covers, and then in the kitchen, you will have ironed tea towels, you will not be able to find anything, your forks will have forked off to another drawer and your beer has been moved to the garage..

wow wow...laugh
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Jan 24, 2009 8:21 PM CST Partners cost too much???
lusciousmile
lusciousmilelusciousmileThere, Aland Islands Finland25 Threads 2 Polls 11,989 Posts
Where he may land, as in, where he may want to sit down and just relax.

drinking
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Jan 24, 2009 8:23 PM CST Partners cost too much???
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
What do you mean "build another closet in each bedroom?"
And all of the metal hangers gone.. go buy 400 plastic hangers..again.. color coded!rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 24, 2009 8:28 PM CST Partners cost too much???
lusciousmile
lusciousmilelusciousmileThere, Aland Islands Finland25 Threads 2 Polls 11,989 Posts
rasgumby: What do you mean "build another closet in each bedroom?"
And all of the metal hangers gone.. go buy 400 plastic hangers..again.. color coded!



They also have to face the right direction, neatly.thumbs up

Last summer, I worked as an intern, at a fashion company. This means that my future partner is doomed!


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Jan 24, 2009 8:36 PM CST Partners cost too much???
sassy49senior
sassy49seniorsassy49seniorItty Bitty, Nebraska USA274 Threads 4,632 Posts

Forgot to add will need a new refrigerator with crushed
ice and water in the door and of course all appliances
must match. wink
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Jan 24, 2009 8:51 PM CST Partners cost too much???
Tater
TaterTaterspringfield, Illinois USA45 Threads 3 Polls 3,326 Posts
gordy22222: afew years ago a lady moved in with me she had the nerve to tell me to buy a door for her side of the pickup..there aint no end of expences..


I guess that just goes to show that SHE HAS been push out before for her trying to tell a man how to drive, and she doesn't want it to happen again...thumbs up
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Jan 24, 2009 8:53 PM CST Partners cost too much???
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
rasgumby: You are thinking about letting your newly found partner move in with you.
What are some of the expenses ahead that you might not think of beforehand??

(MAKE IT FUNNY)

When she moves in:
The cost of toilet paper quadruples.
The cost of cleaning supplies goes through the roof!! All a guy needs is a bottle of windex..cleans everything


Funny, I have cleaning supplies left by my late husband that I'll never use...I stick to all-purpose cleaners and windex...laugh

However, I did considerably increase the cost of toilet paper when I moved in here...I remember him teasing me about that.

So...what changes when a man moves in with a woman? The house gets messier. laugh tongue
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Jan 24, 2009 8:56 PM CST Partners cost too much???
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
rasgumby: Guess I would have to break down and get cable so she could watch her soaps
And all of the pictures on the walls would have to be replaced...
and we can't forget the shower head, a regular one will never do.. must be one of those fancy ones with the hose.

Fabric softner


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 24, 2009 9:01 PM CST Partners cost too much???
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
sassy49senior: Forgot to add will need a new refrigerator with crushed
ice and water in the door and of course all appliances
must match.


Already theretongue
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Jan 24, 2009 9:03 PM CST Partners cost too much???
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
rasgumby: 50 yard ornaments and wind chimes!!


Hey...you've been to my house?! OMG!

I have windchimes hanging in each room for good Feng Shui...you should have seen my one buddy trying to understand it all when he was hanging them for me. rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 24, 2009 9:04 PM CST Partners cost too much???
gordy22222
gordy22222gordy22222whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada22 Threads 3 Polls 938 Posts
Tater: I guess that just goes to show that SHE HAS been push out before for her trying to tell a man how to drive, and she doesn't want it to happen again...
actualy happened to a friend of mine 30 yrs ago she was yellin at him ,he reached over cranked the door handel n gave her a gentle loving push,, the snowplow driver found her next morning he paid for that till he died,<<she lived >>laugh
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Jan 24, 2009 9:08 PM CST Partners cost too much???
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
druidess6308: Funny, I have cleaning supplies left by my late husband that I'll never use...I stick to all-purpose cleaners and windex...

However, I did considerably increase the cost of toilet paper when I moved in here...I remember him teasing me about that.

So...what changes when a man moves in with a woman? The house gets messier.


Heck.. My house is seriously much cleaner than any gal I have ever dated.

Please stop buying birthday and Christmas presents for me from my checking account...If I really want or need something.. I can go get it myself rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 24, 2009 9:10 PM CST Partners cost too much???
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
druidess6308: Hey...you've been to my house?! OMG!

I have windchimes hanging in each room for good Feng Shui...you should have seen my one buddy trying to understand it all when he was hanging them for me.


And I'll bet you have decorated bird houses inside the house.. and any birds... hell nolaugh tongue
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Jan 24, 2009 9:10 PM CST Partners cost too much???
kissmedeeply
kissmedeeplykissmedeeplyPetitcodiac, New Brunswick Canada70 Threads 15,139 Posts
rasgumby: You are thinking about letting your newly found partner move in with you.
What are some of the expenses ahead that you might not think of beforehand??

(MAKE IT FUNNY)

When she moves in:
The cost of toilet paper quadruples.
The cost of cleaning supplies goes through the roof!! All a guy needs is a bottle of windex..cleans everything


I am sure ERic could give you an ear fulluh oh

So no i wont let himgrin
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