Zachs Randmoness v.1 Dating sites ( Archived) (19)

Hey to all outthere looking foe thiers, Ne way im pretty bored so i thought id give this site V. 1 of randomness, so lets go.. So ive never really gone ne where with ne one from a online site never really needed them, but small towns, low economy is aparently driving the herd back out onto dry land and or to high ground and obviously im at th elower end of the totem pole. P.S ( not sure why i say p.s seeing as it meens post script not during) if ur having trouble following then u might wanan get the dictionary cause here comes the big words. It always seems to me that the online sites of congregation about conjugation are the most popular but i dnt wanan pay for me to type some random letter of apologetic nothings to someone i dont know thats what myspace is for BTW myspace.com/lifeincapo thats mine.. by apologetic nothings im veerign toward ur profile where we all apologize for the way we are or something, which there is no need i like everyoen and ppl get along with me maybe cause im a funyn guy idk, but why are we really on here is it to find that lid to our bowl or is it to cross ur fingers for even an email roa flower which sometimes is that first step into at least trying to go for it... Some people think may think this is to random or im a bit wierd but ur reading this im writig it at this point ur probly smiling so that probly makes us compatible. but in the long run it always seems like u have to go to the sites u have to pay for to get ne where with these sites, id sure like that to change. so connect singles to further the random ness lets here ur comments on my random ness and also ur horror and Romantic stories from dating sites, and if u think im just a little to awesome for u dn tbe that way ill talk to ne one, but u may be right i am awesome... <... thats called an elipses (lol)

Certainly was a challenge to read through all the typos and sht txt verbiage.

Apparently, if I am smiling at his words, we are 'probly' compatible????

I am completely falling around my office, laughing my head off and holding my stomach.

This must mean we are getting married!

Anyway, I feel I must welcome this man.

I do think he is awesome.

Actually, I am embarrassed. Not for him, but that he is an American. At first I thought he was a foreigner, iwth no grsp fo hte Inglsh langwag.

Come on Radders, there were a couple of commas in there.

I thought he was typing in ebonics.