Laughter......the best medicine (8)
those are funny. It is healthy to laugh.
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Q:" Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!"
I love shopping!! Any guy out there wanna get married?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!"
I love shopping!! Any guy out there wanna get married?
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LOL!
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Chanel48: Q:" Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!"
I love shopping!! Any guy out there wanna get married?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!"
I love shopping!! Any guy out there wanna get married?
( flashing my AARP coupons ) gold digger
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Cute..
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A cop stopped me for going the wrong way on a one way street. He said, "didn't you see the arrow"?
I said, "hell no, I didn't even see the Indian"..
He was not amused...
I said, "hell no, I didn't even see the Indian"..
He was not amused...
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Back in the old days, I had my drivers license suspended. I was driving anyway and got stopped, issued a ticket for driving on a suspended license.
I went to court, the Judge said, "it is illegal to drive on a suspended license"...
I said, "your Honor, one does not need a license to drive, one merely needs a vehicle"..
The Judge was not amused....
I went to court, the Judge said, "it is illegal to drive on a suspended license"...
I said, "your Honor, one does not need a license to drive, one merely needs a vehicle"..
The Judge was not amused....
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