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Omg that reminds me of the other day a young man in the opposite lane coming towards me was digging for something in the seat next to him, He drifted into my lane. I almost got hit head on. But luckily no cars to my right and I was able to swerve. His eyes were as big and oranges when He looked up.
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I figure if the men don't like my driving they can get off the SIDEWALK....
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desmond: This morning on the motorway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 75 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds! but when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily, but she scared me so much, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the meat pie out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone away from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs. It splashed and burned Big Pete and the twins, ruined the phone, soaked my trousers and disconnected an important call.
Bloody women drivers!!
I looked away for a couple seconds! but when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily, but she scared me so much, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the meat pie out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone away from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs. It splashed and burned Big Pete and the twins, ruined the phone, soaked my trousers and disconnected an important call.
Bloody women drivers!!
I remember once when I was in college watching another student pull in and they were studying while driving...they had their book propped up on a music stand that they'd mounted to their dashboard. I've also watched women drive while putting their make-up on...I just don't get it. 
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Too funny, good one Des..
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Very good Des!Reminds me of driving in Conneticut years ago at night on I-95 when I passed a car with a man driving with his dome light on. He was working a cross-word puzzle!!!!!
I won't tell you of all of the multi-tasking I perform while driving an 18 wheeler! Shhhhhhhhhhhh!
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i dont get it, your making fun of women putting make up on, while driving, and your driving around shaving, eating food, and a cell phone, WTF
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tumtum52: i dont get it, your making fun of women putting make up on, while driving, and your driving around shaving, eating food, and a cell phone, WTF
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Excellent my friend Des.Good thread.Them darn womens. Hehe
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I guess I am really bad I have been known to change clothes while driving. People never could understand how I always managed to change from my uniform to casual clothes before we met up in town after work.
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I looked away for a couple seconds! but when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily, but she scared me so much, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the meat pie out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone away from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs. It splashed and burned Big Pete and the twins, ruined the phone, soaked my trousers and disconnected an important call.
Bloody women drivers!!