Flirting Messages ( Archived) (19)

Feb 24, 2009 8:40 PM CST Flirting Messages
sassy49senior
sassy49seniorsassy49seniorItty Bitty, Nebraska USA274 Threads 4,632 Posts

Love me or leave me. Hey where is everbody going?

Love is sweet, Love is sad, but with me in bed, LOVE is the
best thing you ever had.

You got the style, you got the intelligence and you sure
got the body.

The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second
time you made little flames and now you make my heart feel
like it's on fire.

I know Milk it does a body good, but DAMN how much have you
been drinking?

Oh, right then! Straight to the point! I want you, Right Here,
RIGHT NOW!!

I want to share everything with you, your sadness, your happy
moments, every single second of every day.

Somewhere, someone dreams of your smile and finds your presence
in life so worth while. So when you are lonely, remember it's
true that someone somewhere is thinking of you.

You are 90% of the reason I get up in the morning-- the other
10% is because I have to pee.


Of Course Because I Love Bears This Is My Favorite:

I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed,
So every time you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.teddybear
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Feb 24, 2009 10:15 PM CST Flirting Messages
sweetowen
sweetowensweetowenSomewhere, Pennsylvania USA289 Threads 5 Polls 8,850 Posts
sassy49senior: Love me or leave me. Hey where is everbody going?

Love is sweet, Love is sad, but with me in bed, LOVE is the
best thing you ever had.

You got the style, you got the intelligence and you sure
got the body.

The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second
time you made little flames and now you make my heart feel
like it's on fire.

I know Milk it does a body good, but DAMN how much have you
been drinking?

Oh, right then! Straight to the point! I want you, Right Here,
RIGHT NOW!!

I want to share everything with you, your sadness, your happy
moments, every single second of every day.

Somewhere, someone dreams of your smile and finds your presence
in life so worth while. So when you are lonely, remember it's
true that someone somewhere is thinking of you.

You are 90% of the reason I get up in the morning-- the other
10% is because I have to pee.


Of Course Because I Love Bears This Is My Favorite:

I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed,
So every time you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.


These are all good sassy! But I really liked the one I bolded!! laugh
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Feb 24, 2009 10:29 PM CST Flirting Messages
sassy49senior
sassy49seniorsassy49seniorItty Bitty, Nebraska USA274 Threads 4,632 Posts

Thanks g/f When are you getting on that plane? wink
You know I wish the best for you and Doc. hug
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Feb 24, 2009 11:05 PM CST Flirting Messages
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
sweetowen: These are all good sassy! But I really liked the one I bolded!!


Sure, you damn kids go ahead and rub it in..frustrated

Just wait till you get old and senile, and 90% of the reason you get up is because you have to pee..sigh

Then when you do get up, you forget why and pee all over your leg and the floor..doh
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Feb 24, 2009 11:09 PM CST Flirting Messages
sweetowen
sweetowensweetowenSomewhere, Pennsylvania USA289 Threads 5 Polls 8,850 Posts
HJFinAZ: Sure, you damn kids go ahead and rub it in..

Just wait till you get old and senile, and 90% of the reason you get up is because you have to pee..

Then when you do get up, you forget why and pee all over your leg and the floor..


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

I am literally laughing out loud Pat!
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Feb 24, 2009 11:11 PM CST Flirting Messages
sweetowen
sweetowensweetowenSomewhere, Pennsylvania USA289 Threads 5 Polls 8,850 Posts
sassy49senior: Thanks g/f When are you getting on that plane?
You know I wish the best for you and Doc.


Not sure. I have to wait for my tax return. And then, I'm only going to San Fran. If Doc wants to join me there, I'd welcome him with open arms!! wink heart wings heart beating lips
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Feb 24, 2009 11:13 PM CST Flirting Messages
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
sweetowen: I am literally laughing out loud Pat!


WHAT??????????
You think peeing on your leg and the floor is funny??sigh
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Feb 24, 2009 11:15 PM CST Flirting Messages
dcj22
dcj22dcj22Somewhere, Tennessee USA102 Threads 3 Polls 11,581 Posts
I like things that are original Sassy. I want HIS words. thumbs up hug bouquet
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Feb 24, 2009 11:15 PM CST Flirting Messages
sweetowen
sweetowensweetowenSomewhere, Pennsylvania USA289 Threads 5 Polls 8,850 Posts
HJFinAZ: WHAT?????????? You think peeing on your leg and the floor is funny??


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Now stop that before I pee!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 24, 2009 11:16 PM CST Flirting Messages
tina_olson
tina_olsontina_olsonWestby, Wisconsin USA1 Threads 694 Posts
I really enjoyed those Sassy-even read them to my oldest daughter here visiting me and she said Awwwww...
Thanks for sharing....
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Feb 24, 2009 11:16 PM CST Flirting Messages
sweetowen
sweetowensweetowenSomewhere, Pennsylvania USA289 Threads 5 Polls 8,850 Posts
sassy49senior: Thanks g/f When are you getting on that plane?
You know I wish the best for you and Doc.


I know sassy & I really appreciate it. Just keep your fingers crossed. hug
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Feb 24, 2009 11:22 PM CST Flirting Messages
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
Almost time for "lights out" here at the Old Folks Home...sigh

Better go lay the old bones down..wave

idea Maybe I will take a bucket and place it by the bed..grin
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Feb 24, 2009 11:25 PM CST Flirting Messages
sweetowen
sweetowensweetowenSomewhere, Pennsylvania USA289 Threads 5 Polls 8,850 Posts
HJFinAZ: Almost time for "lights out" here at the Old Folks Home...

Better go lay the old bones down..

Maybe I will take a bucket and place it by the bed..


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Night! Thanks for the laughs hon! thumbs up
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Feb 24, 2009 11:34 PM CST Flirting Messages
fastidiousguy
fastidiousguyfastidiousguyBeautifull vly Srinagar, India6 Threads 2 Polls 13 Posts
Your hair is brown like the finest chocolate
Your eyes are beautiful like the finest piece of art
Your slightest touch makes me lose all my worries
That is why it can only be you that is meant for me
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Feb 24, 2009 11:35 PM CST Flirting Messages
sweetowen
sweetowensweetowenSomewhere, Pennsylvania USA289 Threads 5 Polls 8,850 Posts
fastidiousguy: Your hair is brown like the finest chocolate
Your eyes are beautiful like the finest piece of art
Your slightest touch makes me lose all my worries
That is why it can only be you that is meant for me


Very nice thumbs up
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Feb 24, 2009 11:35 PM CST Flirting Messages
fastidiousguy
fastidiousguyfastidiousguyBeautifull vly Srinagar, India6 Threads 2 Polls 13 Posts
If a day had 36 hours i'd spend 12 picking u flowers,
If we had 48 life would surely be great,
And if it was 72?
I'd climb a mountain just to tell the world i love you,
But...all we have is 24,
Which means i'll keep the message short,
And simply spend every precious hour with you,
Today n forever.
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Feb 24, 2009 11:35 PM CST Flirting Messages
fastidiousguy
fastidiousguyfastidiousguyBeautifull vly Srinagar, India6 Threads 2 Polls 13 Posts
If a day had 36 hours i'd spend 12 picking u flowers,
If we had 48 life would surely be great,
And if it was 72?
I'd climb a mountain just to tell the world i love you,
But...all we have is 24,
Which means i'll keep the message short,
And simply spend every precious hour with you,
Today n forever.
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Feb 24, 2009 11:38 PM CST Flirting Messages
tina_olson
tina_olsontina_olsonWestby, Wisconsin USA1 Threads 694 Posts
fastidiousguy: If a day had 36 hours i'd spend 12 picking u flowers,
If we had 48 life would surely be great,
And if it was 72?
I'd climb a mountain just to tell the world i love you,
But...all we have is 24,
Which means i'll keep the message short,
And simply spend every precious hour with you,
Today n forever.


Very Sweet....
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Feb 24, 2009 11:43 PM CST Flirting Messages
fastidiousguy
fastidiousguyfastidiousguyBeautifull vly Srinagar, India6 Threads 2 Polls 13 Posts
tina_olson: Very Sweet....
thnk u
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