Profiling the Poet

I am a: -uh,Guy
Seeking: -she who wears lipstick, and never gets a run in her nylons
Location: -under a bridge
Last Online: -I think it's now
Height: -13 ft. 9 inches
Body Type: - Greek God
Hair Color: -Samson wine
Eye Color: -Electric shark grey
Ethnicity: - sort of one of everybody
Education: -I once read the cover of a cereal box
Religion: -True believer
Occupation: -Always looking for a good job
Income: -Whatever 'she' doesn't get
Smokes: -Nothing from South America
Drinks: -Motor oil
Marital Status: - She doesn't know where I live
Has Kids: -Yours
Wants Kids: -Yours
Looking For: - My car keys
Sign: - Yes, I'll sign
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Posted: Oct 2010

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Comments (17)

keesy45
confused You love your car isn't???
If I'm wrong than explaine please...laugh
You have fatasy!!!laugh
bouquet cheers
jeddah12
laugh now i wanna drink a motor oil too,lol.the 0ne on profile was allien,loldoh laugh you witty man,but all for fun and giggle on this poem,,another awesome write sir..thanks for sharing,love itcheers
cafetwo2010
Then motor oil it is Queen jeddah! cafe'lolbouquet
trurorob
nice funny write!
rob
ginger1959
cafetwo,,,
you sure do have a way ...I am truly laughing!!!

Good one for surecheering

Sincerely,
Gingerangel

P.S. I TOO AM 13ft & 9 inches (I lied on my profile)
cafetwo2010
Thanks Rob'.I was up late.To much coffee.lol. cafe'
cafetwo2010
Ginger Bread..Thanks! Profiles really don't say to much.. cafe' bouquet gift bouquet
freeatlast64847
About as realistic as most profiles... rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up
serpico12
now that is a really clever write..well put together..thumbs up
beautifulyou
laugh

"...and never gets a run in her nylons"

I love profiles with "never"... "you must always"... "i expect"

blah blah blah
conversing


good one cafe :)
cafetwo2010
Thanks 'beautiful..lol. I'll never' say mabey..lol. cafe'bouquet
RevWhiteWolf
Too cute! thumbs up I always thought Guinness tasted like motor oil. laugh
cafetwo2010
Thanks Miss Wolf.. Glad you liked it.. cafe'bouquet gift bouquet
NeuroTrip
Cafetwo...if someone would told me you're great, was wrong ! You're awesome !cheers
cafetwo2010
Thanks neuro. Your humor is right on target.Your compliment is to kind.lol. cafe' cheers cheers thumbs up
cafetwo2010
Thamk you serpico! I'm always happy for your opinion and experience. I'm learning from all of the poets here. cafe'wine wine wine thumbs up
SCatlyn
That IS very clever. Took me a few times to catch on...lolrolling on the floor laughing
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