One kiss will turn a frog to a prince
Isn't that what we were always told
From eternity or somewhere since
Along with the rainbow's pot of gold

Designer clothes will make him presentable
Home to meet the parents you go
He is rated five star at the dining table
And you will just basked in his glow

Wedding plans pass you by in flash
Your head held high, you diamond bright
Your go everywhere in a whirlwind dash
Can't wait for the promised wedding night

The honeymoon is a dream filled with fresh air
He is attentive and charming and all for you
He notices everything about you even your hair
On you sail on the happy love canoe

Then home to start a life of gold
At least that is what is on your mind
And the fire starts to get cold
In bed the breeze blows your behind

One morning with a smile you woke
Makes his breakfast and takes it to him in bed
Then he greets you with a smile and a croak
So from the room you hastily fled

Someone should have told the story's end
From a frog a kiss a prince will make
But when it all comes down it it my friend
Marriage will reverse the magic for pity's sake