Come question me
and try to see
in whom I've
questioned you
to be
For who but I
can see but
me
In answer of
question what
might you be
But you who
question what
right have I
Need only to
judge the reason
why
If you did this
crime for the
13th time
I can get you
off won't cost
a dime
But the judge
to be
Will want to
see
the answer I
give to who
art thee
You say you're
just a bit
confused
And suspect
you're being
verbally
abused
Well, you cut
me to the
quick
Thinkin' this
is a trick
And my words
you declare
Ain't worth
a spit
But I studied
hard to pass
the bar
And I can slick
them all to the
farthest star
So before you
judge as to who
I am
A check to
me you'll
surely send
Then I'll kick
back on my
luxury boat
And up the river
you'll sure'ly
float
Thank you sir,
have a nice
day
Now take your
coat
And be on
your way~