In this autumn breeze I’d like to breathe Even when my squeeze Goes on to sneeze In a to-the-bone freeze I’ll never say please “Cheese!” Cos it’s worth no sleaze Let me say about my other expertise I have a heart disease When she goes overseas I feel no ease I stop eating blinis Until my squeeze Does return to Tabriz And sit beside me with a chemise In a feeze With bêtise I seize Her, Embrace her, Caress her, Kiss her, Lick her And other things like these with her!