King Kong stole my blonde haired Girlfriend

by cafetwo2010Harford county, Maryland, USA

Aug 2011 493 Views 9 comments

King Kong stole my blonde haired Girlfriend

Author: cafetwo2010

Some monkey ran off with my chick..
It's not fair!
Just because that crazy fool had
more hair on his chest than me I
get dumped..
Can somebody send a letter to that
tree swinging beast and tell him
to send my girl back home?

His Address:
Kongville Jungle
Swamp Heights
Zip 123banana-boy

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Posted: Aug 2011

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kickit22auburn, Washington USAAug 24, 2011

i will send out the old hag to find your gorrilla boy. your poems are fresh are tho cafe it's nice to read something that is not tied to every days.

i wrote a poem for you i think you missed called coldest night.

really you are the punchline in that poem.

cafetwo2010OPHarford county, Maryland USAAug 24, 2011

Thanks kick!..I'll check that poem out..Cool!

country_lady67clarion, Pennsylvania USAAug 24, 2011

very cute cafe.. but wouldn't you rather have a brunette?

cafetwo2010OPHarford county, Maryland USAAug 24, 2011

Ty countrygirl.lol.They kept telling me that blondes have more fun.lol.I don't know now. I think I'm gonna try an trade the old Hag for the blonde..I'll put a bag over the Hags head..Kong won't find out til he gets back to the jungle. The Hag will come in handy..she'll use that rusty axe to chop his banana's..a fair trade off? lol.