1. May you stumble accross King
Solomons gold in an old attic chest
and cut me in..

2. May bigfoot finally turn himself
in for a six o'clock news interview
and stop making us chase him all over
God's green earth..

3. Hoping that if all the people
supposedly abducted by Aliens are
returned to earth, that they still
qualify for Social Security..

4. That our National Debt doesn't exceed
900 trillion to the 10th power..

5. That the Democrats and Republicans
merge to form a single party called
The Americats of Christmas Past..

6. That all scammers start mailing
us checks..

7. That we send a man/woman space
mission to Mars and start breeding
Space Women and Space Men injected
with the Romeo and Juliet gene..

8. That all IRS agents are sent away
to LSD hippie rehabilitation camps..

9. That if a woman becomes the next
US president, she'll be single and
allow me to choose her shade of lipstick
over dinner and wine..

10. That the store won't close before I
finish writing this list..

11. I encourage all my CS friends to add
to this 'endless' list..

God Bless, and Happy New Year!!!