by cafetwo2010Harford county, Maryland, USA
Mar 2012 691 Views 12 comments
Date . Dip
Maryland: Billy Slamhopper- Age 89
Hi! I wear green socks and I like to watch ducks in the park. Looking for PHD in bone transplants. Preferably someone who lives close (like right accross the street). I have to go home now.
Tenn. Jack the Flipper- Age 37
Greetings! I'm the pancake man! I flip flap jacks all day. I need a woman to roll up in here and butter me up. My daddy told my mother he didn't think I was stacked to tight.
Cali. Cryin' Eddie- Age 52
I've sniveled my whole life through..and I LOVE IT!!
Come weep, wail, and bawl your guts out with me, and we'll
raise 13 childred in some sort of eternal snot fest!
Color. Freddy the Freddy- Age 22
HI! You can call me Freddy, or Freddy. It dosen't matter.
Looking for a downtown chick.
Geor. Swamp Man Harry- Age unknown
Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Ohio: Computer Raymond- Age 32
I would like to ##88265346833875688%%$#$5784@#65356
%#%^76#^%^58(.. Thank you!
Texas: Clint Westwood- Age 45
Ride'em in!, ride'em in!, ride'em in!
Rawhideeeeeeee! Yeah! Yeah! Snap! Whip!
Yeeeehhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
Sponsored by Dating R' Us.
Hi! I wear green socks and I like to watch ducks in the park. Looking for PHD in bone transplants. Preferably someone who lives close (like right accross the street). I have to go home now.
Tenn. Jack the Flipper- Age 37
Greetings! I'm the pancake man! I flip flap jacks all day. I need a woman to roll up in here and butter me up. My daddy told my mother he didn't think I was stacked to tight.
Cali. Cryin' Eddie- Age 52
I've sniveled my whole life through..and I LOVE IT!!
Come weep, wail, and bawl your guts out with me, and we'll
raise 13 childred in some sort of eternal snot fest!
Color. Freddy the Freddy- Age 22
HI! You can call me Freddy, or Freddy. It dosen't matter.
Looking for a downtown chick.
Geor. Swamp Man Harry- Age unknown
Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Ohio: Computer Raymond- Age 32
I would like to ##88265346833875688%%$#$5784@#65356
%#%^76#^%^58(.. Thank you!
Texas: Clint Westwood- Age 45
Ride'em in!, ride'em in!, ride'em in!
Rawhideeeeeeee! Yeah! Yeah! Snap! Whip!
Yeeeehhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
Sponsored by Dating R' Us.
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Posted: Mar 2012
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Comments (12)
Just what are 13 childred having an eternal snot fest anyway? Sounds pretty disgusting!!
I will pass this week.CAFE and(
howbut laydish 90 aind uup hellp to raab ay baynk eehh.
I don't know cafe, it looks like you went to a weird, very weird dating site ehh? Just stick here with us cafe...you know we love you here,....
Guess Eastwood took it to heart when he heard, "Go West..., young man!" So much for Manifest Destiny! Yeeeehhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!