Will Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up

by Now12121Khobar, Eastern Province, Saudi Arabia

Apr 2012 464 Views 5 comments

~Will The Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up~

Author: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxch-yi14BE

Can I have your attention please.
Can I have your attention please.
Will the real Mitt Romney please stand up.
I repeat. Will the real Mitt Romney please stand up.
We're gonna have a problem here.
Y'all act like you haven't seen a Mormon before.
Jaws down on the floor.
I'm not concerned about the very poor.

Got it wrong. Sorry. That's not what I meant.
I want every American to be in the top one percent.
I'm really named Willard. That's my first name.
I'm not looking for a colony on the moon. Just for someone to blame.
I like being able to fire people.
"I'm Newt Gingrich." You're fired.
"I'm Rick Santorum and I'm...." Fired
Boom. Boom. Boom.

"Conservative women love Mitt Romney." And I love cars and I love lakes.
I'm running or office for Pete's sake.
With regards to abortion. Pro-life? Pro-choice?
I firmly believe in my own singing voice.

For purple mountains' majesty, above the fruited plain.
"Where were we at John?"

Uh... with regards to abortion... uh....
You can choose your own adventure.
It's a Republican dementia.
And I'm more concerned about the banks: they're unable to lend.
Corporations are people my friend.
My dog is on the roof. My dog is on the roof.
Who let the dogs out? Who? Who?

Understand I'm an exception. The Obama contraception.
Not a vulture, I'm an eagle.
Look I'm gonna get my lawn cut by illegals.
There will be an influx. Hispanic voters in trucks.
Look, if you don't believe, I'll tell you what, ten thousand bucks?
Well, I made a lot of money matter of factually.
I drive a couple of Cadillacs actually.
I have emotion and passion. That's a joke for the record.
But if you want the soul of America restored,
Come on board. Take your fair share and every
Mormon wave your underwear.
Sing the chorus, papa bear.

I'm Mitt Romney. Yes, I'm the real Romney.
All the other Mitt Romneys are just mass debating.
So would the real Mitt Romney please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.

I'm Mitt Romney. Yes, I'm the real Romney.
All the other Mitt Romneys are just mass debating.
So would the real Mitt Romney please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.

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Posted: Apr 2012

About this poem:

Mitt Romney raps to the tune of Eminem. Hope you like it and share it.
By Hugh Atkin (YouTube uploaded)

Even though this may not qualify for Poetry I just wanted to share this with you all. This is pure talent and trust me u all will enjoy the video more than the above lyrics PLEASE FOLLOW THE BELLOW LINK!!! Enjoy :-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxch-yi14BE

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Comments (5)

windyweatherlySan Francisco, California USAApr 8, 2012

and by the ways, all those pictures on my profile? they are as current as you can get...Thanks...

mcradloffPlatteville, Wisconsin USAApr 9, 2012

I have sang this song in karoke, the mm version. Very hard song to sing. I think that Mitt will lose because most of the people who vote get money from the government, mainly the senior citizens. If we could get the 20's and the 30s to vote at the same percentage, then Ron Paul would be our next president.

smmerwindSan Francisco, California USAApr 9, 2012

By the way my friend,

I tried to mail you this but it did not accept so I had to answer you through this board...I hope youa re happy that I gave you my secret...Thanks again WW

windyweatherlySan Francisco, California USAApr 9, 2012

That was our secretmy friend, well it is not too ssecretive anymore but just you and I okey? By the way on your shout out, I provided you my email address. Now please keep it so secretly on this one, you and the one I love and Maxeen and Lady Thelma talla and the only ones who has it. Read your shout out. You make me feel like 18 years old my friend? You know where you are like sisters and share everything? even the silliest ones that you don't want your mother to know? This is how you are to me now my friend. Now I am not imposing okey? You can always terminate our friendship if you so desire, but remember the LAUGHTER? I never had them before and you and CAFE two had made me this unforgettable laughters.

Talk to you later okey> the name of the product is under the trademark BEATYCODE, AND THE NAME IS CREAM CAVIAR, now the cleasing is also made in CH (SWITZERLAND) Also under the name BRAND BEAUTYCODE and the name is HA THEY ARE BOTH MARKETED UNDER COSSWISS AG, SWITZERLAND. try to google it. I will help you later. If not let me know I will import them for you..I used to shop in England (Harrods) and also in Balexert (Switzerland. I used to travel there just to shop but that was long time ago when our dollars were much higher than the Euro with the exception of the POUND. Now it is different.;

tHANKS MY FRIEND.

WW

windyweatherlySan Francisco, California USAApr 9, 2012

And the fruit and vegetables? I do plant them myself. But this year I wont probably have time to do it because I moved to different climate. I will send you some pictures of my garden if you will give me your email.. Last year I moved to the mountains, which is very cold, the snow is so beautiful. I will only have three solid months of gardening but we do have really certified ORGANIC market and pesticides are out of the question. The dept of Agriculture here strongly monitors the certification of the ORGANIC vegetables and fruits. It is so expensive but worth it.. Take care..

WW

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